Benjybenjy's Blog
Week 1-4 - required Blog
Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?
yes, I consider myself fabulous, I have beautiful eyes, a beautiful soul and a hot little ass
What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF?
I am very loyal and supportive to my friends...their happinness is very important to me and we have fun together
What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?
We both have a wacky, fun loving side, but at our cores are very sweet good hearted people...my ass is much larger than hers
It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?
I would brush my teeth in the hall, put my contacts in at work and get a myspace page.
Week 8 - required blog
Blog requirement - How do you think being Paris' BFF would change your personality? Would it be a postive or negative change?
I think your personality is pretty much formed by the time you are 5 and a half...but I do know Paris and I will have a lot of fun together and being around her will make me a kinder and more beautiful person
Week 7 - required blog
Blog requirement - Do you think your current friends would be jealous of your potential friendship with Paris? Why/Why not?
Nah, I dont think my current friends would be jealous...I think they would be happy for me that I made a new friend...I just ate some blueberries...they taste so F'ing good...I'm gonna go take a nap
Week 6 - required blog
(Blog requirement - Tell us about your high school experience. Was it positive/negative? Why?)
Overall my highsool experience was a postive one...where I grew up, only 2 things mattered - the cotton mill and baton twirling. The twirlers were the only ones that had a chance of making it out of my town...everyone else was headed for 50 years in the mill...at the age of 4 I picked up my first baton, I twirled my little ass off ...I was an F'ing awesome twirler...I'll never forget the day I tried out to be on my high schools twirling team...that morning, my brother Laquanda, who had ben a star twirler 10 years earlier - handed me his baton - the very same baton Laquanda had gone to the state finals with...Laquanda could have gone on to be on any Junior College baton twirling team in the county...but, Laquanda got his girlfriend pregnant and to support his new family he had to drop out and work at the mill ...anyway, I took that baton and made the team!!!! to be on the High School twirling team in my town was to be a king...there was nothing like game day, dressed in my sequinned jacket and my special twirlinggloves....every boy dreamed of it..and every man remembered fondly the days when instead of being in the mill spinning cotton, he was on the field twirling his baton...Twirling was going to my ticket out of town...Twirling would give me a chance to get a scholarship to commmunity college...where I planned to study Food Services and then move to the city with a degree in hand and get a job at one of the big 3 ..Mcdonalds, Wendys or Burger King...
I typed this blog in before...and for some reason most of it accidentally got deleted...I'll put in some more info again in another blog entry but suffice it for now to say ..thanks to twirling my High School experience was a very positive one.
Required 5th week blog entry
(Blog requirement - If you have a significant other, do you think being Paris' BFF would break you up? If you don't have a significant other, explain why you think being Paris BFF would help or hinder you finding one.)
I do not currently have a significant other...I am dating...being Paris BFF would help me to find one, cause when Paris and I are BFF's, I will wear a tshirt that says "Paris is my BFF" this will be inside an image of a heart and also inside the heart will be a photo of Paris...Paris will wear a shirt saying "BenjyBenjy is my BFF"...with my photo on it inside a heart...
Women will see this shirt and say "thats really hot" and want to date me...
Meow
Good Evening Bitches,
I would like to share a word of advice with you. On Halloween, ALL women should dress as cats - whiskers, tail,and some sort of bodysuit - there is not a sexier costume. This even goes for fat women - At the halloween party, obese women (dressed as cats) should crawl around the floor, rub against and thru people's legs and roll onto their back and purr "I'm a big fat cat, somebody rub my belly"...this should be done in 30 - 40 minutes intervals thruout the duration of the party. This is a good idea - and I hope next Halloween it is done.
I am fabulous
and I am real and I am in this for real...I only want legitimate votes...sent in properly as the rules dictate....
being so fabulous and beautiful, I have been confronted with haters and jealous people all my life....Paris knows whats thats like, I know what that is like ..behind our beauty is pain..but...
I will be back in a little - I have to order some more food.
Benjy
Hi Bitches!
We lifted out of nothingness! And I know it cannot be otherwise because you are flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood, and your young minds are filled with the same will that dominates me. You cannot be but united with me. And as the great columns of our movement vote through these 8 weeks, I know that we will be victorious. And we know that Paris and Benjy (me :) ) will be BFF!!!
Benjy
p.s. I will try to post some cool videos soon!!!
p.p.s. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!
I am going to try to dream about Obama & Donny Osmond tonight
Hi Bitches -
Ive heard its possible to control your dreams - what happens in your dreams - I think its called lucid dreaming - I am going to try to have a dream tonight about Obama and Donny Osmond
up late exfoliating
Hi Bitches - its 1 something am - I am applying to be Paris' new bff - we will do lots of cool things together - like making fun of fat people and ugly people - but we will also make the world a better place - by doing good things -
Benjy
