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Posted on 07:11 PM on Sun, Mar 23 2008
Meow
Good Evening Bitches,
I would like to share a word of advice with you. On Halloween, ALL women should dress as cats - whiskers, tail,and some sort of bodysuit - there is not a sexier costume. This even goes for fat women - At the halloween party, obese women (dressed as cats) should crawl around the floor, rub against and thru people's legs and roll onto their back and purr "I'm a big fat cat, somebody rub my belly"...this should be done in 30 - 40 minutes intervals thruout the duration of the party. This is a good idea - and I hope next Halloween it is done.
Comments
Poliee said:
HEY BENJI YOU BITHC ENDORSE ME AND VOTE FOR ME
POSTED March 23, 2008 20:26
Poliee said:
THAT'S YOU BITCH
POSTED March 23, 2008 20:26
smeyer said:
You the man Benjy! Paris won't know what coming her way!
POSTED March 23, 2008 23:11
judasapoc said:
nice advice
POSTED March 24, 2008 01:39
munchie187 said:
Crackhead this is March Halloween is seven months away
POSTED March 24, 2008 05:23
JaySoap said:
I will dress as a cat, but backwards. My beard could be my balls and my asshole could be my cute button nose! If my asshole was really my nose that I used for smelling, however, my life would be awful.
POSTED March 24, 2008 06:15
SammyDoll said:
*ppppuuuRrrrrRrrr**
POSTED March 24, 2008 12:09
darapwhatever said:
you're funny, and getting my vote everytime i log in.
POSTED March 24, 2008 16:29
CheerJamez said:
coooooool
POSTED March 24, 2008 19:47
NaoMei said:
I've dressed up like a cat for Halloween a few times. ^^
POSTED March 24, 2008 22:30
ripclaw97 said:
This is unreal i just heard about this contest on todays show and i will vote for u every 24 hours Your gonna win and it will be the 1st time i watch mtv since 1992
POSTED March 25, 2008 09:18
OrangeBeard said:
I am dressed as a cat right now.
I like to let my "tom cat" balls hang out.
POSTED March 25, 2008 11:53
DaRealHillz said:
This might be the most viewers MTV ever gets, and while you're doing this the satellite show might actually get an influx of some good writing.
POSTED March 25, 2008 12:24
kyouko776 said:
U'RE FCUKING HILARIOUS. DUDE.
POSTED March 25, 2008 16:37
judasapoc said:
Benjy you will get disqualified no matter your vote count if you don't make a video AND blog answering the questions in the "Round by Round Specifics" section at the bottom of the page.
POSTED March 25, 2008 17:35
CheerJamez said:
i like how you are trying to write something funny to look good..
POSTED March 25, 2008 23:13
rgollihar said:
i think your halloween advice is stupid...
POSTED March 26, 2008 11:04
InternetPolice said:
You won't win.
Sassycassie will win.
You have a few thousand listeners to back you up, she has a few million internetians to back her up.
game over.
*waves buh-bye*
POSTED March 26, 2008 13:06
Anon125 said:
The voteprogram works for you benjy! eBaumsworld is backing you up. You'll win for sure!
POSTED March 26, 2008 16:42
richard485 said:
Do you spend your entire day watching horrible tween movies like Mean Girls to come up with shit like this?
POSTED March 26, 2008 18:12
LisaGslesbo said:
I'M ONLY GONNA WATCH THIS GAY SHOW IF BENJI IS ON IT.. HOW FREAKING HILARIOUS WOULD THAT BE?????? BENJI RULES!
POSTED March 27, 2008 08:09
LisaGslesbo said:
HELLO KITTY - STFU hoooo-er
POSTED March 27, 2008 08:11
SweetEva said:
Lol bye Benjy
Have fun being kicked off the show you cheater.
POSTED March 27, 2008 09:10
missashley1988 said:
saddly...im fat and I was a cat for halloween haha but I looked fierce so whatev lol but I wasnt in a body suite nor did I crawl on the ground
POSTED March 27, 2008 09:25
phillydeez said:
can't wait for next halloween
POSTED March 27, 2008 10:11
judasapoc said:
Benjy you will get DISQUALIFIED regardless of vote count if you don't make a video AND blog answering the questions in the "Round by Round Specifics" section at the bottom of the page.
DONT GET DISQUAL'ED.
POSTED March 28, 2008 00:12
AagentSmolder said:
I like chicken.
POSTED March 28, 2008 13:54
InternetPolice said:
Proof that BENJI'S OWN FANS are cheating
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread/t-347609.html
POSTED March 28, 2008 15:51
buckingbenjy said:
Benjy..think of Andy Kaufman and stick with the bit.Follow the rule requirements or this isn't worth our time.
POSTED March 28, 2008 21:17
penguin1023 said:
Penguins love benjy!
POSTED March 30, 2008 14:49
rnovick said:
Hey now, Benjy. In your 3rd photo, is that Ivy Supersonic's arm around you? Nice manicure. Are you still bangin' her? Hope so, dude. She needs your fingers.
POSTED March 30, 2008 17:22
MattluvsParis said:
Stop lying about your age Benjy!
POSTED March 31, 2008 22:55
LucySkylark said:
'Benjy' is actually a legendary story doggie from an old book...It's no wonder he has an affixation to felines. meow.
POSTED April 02, 2008 01:23
LucySkylark said:
Benji, is a DOG-story or movie...maybe book..im not sure. My rag-doll might know more than me...but its tough to get any word out of her.
POSTED April 02, 2008 01:28
Candycane1 said:
I 100% disagree with the fat women comment. Come on now, no one wants to see that shit. Besides, people should be more creative with their costumes, as a writer for Howard Stern... you should know that best. And WTF@ talking about Halloween in April?
POSTED April 02, 2008 08:17
sweaver4620 said:
i wanta be a cat. not a big fat cat. just a cat. i vote for you everyday i remeber! you're kickin' ass and i hope they really follow through with this, i might consider mtv as a watchable option then.
POSTED April 03, 2008 09:22
Hottie2naughty said:
DUDE THATS HOT LETHER CAT SUIT LIKE HALY BERRERY BUT IM SKINNY GOT BOOBS AN A ASS I WISH SOM1 WOUD RUB ME LOL SMOKIN
POSTED April 06, 2008 03:28
Meka2cat said:
God you look like a dork and sound even dumber....what a jag off
POSTED April 06, 2008 06:34
livingdead said:
Paris hilton if you reading this please call me lets talk i fance you so much
POSTED April 08, 2008 07:17
livingdead said:
hey hottie!! here's a vote for you! want to swap votes daily and help each other out? let's make it to the big house!!! good luck girl have an awesome day *muah*
POSTED April 08, 2008 07:18
livingdead said:
yes lets win this i will vote for you every 24 hours and you got to vote me back return the favor I want to be your friend to here my cel 07964724379 or 07812946334 Paris hilton if you reading this please call me lets talk i fance you so much
POSTED April 08, 2008 07:18
livingdead said:
yes lets win this i will vote for you every 24 hours and you got to vote me back return the favor I want to be your friend to here my cel 07964724379 or
POSTED April 08, 2008 07:22
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:22
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:22
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:23
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:23
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:23
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:23
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:23
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:23
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:24
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:24
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:24
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:24
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:25
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:25
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:25
livingdead said:
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POSTED April 08, 2008 07:25
JazziG said:
WTF? lol* good luck, it seems as if you're winning. well, vote for me please! =] pce&&love JazziG
POSTED April 09, 2008 19:00
steedmandible said:
i really want to smell your face when this is all over....
please please please???
richard said it was ok...
POSTED April 09, 2008 23:27
ganjagirl420 said:
I'm a phat chick and I may actually do that, it sounds like a fun idea.
Love you Benjy
POSTED April 11, 2008 17:01
Ninasooz said:
I think this is the dumbest blog I've yet read. how about you dress up as a poodle and go sniff all the boy's butts, you know you want to. thats why you try to put this bad attention on woman. gross
POSTED April 13, 2008 22:48
JessiandParis said:
Hello Love, Damn your doing good with the vote, keep it up and we may be swwing you on tv. Wouldnt that be amazing? your pretty much in that position. Good Luck sweetheart and Im voting for you!
POSTED April 17, 2008 06:19
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