WHY I SHOULD BE PARIS'S BEST FRIEND

Hi all you gals (crazy bitches) and guys (classy homosexuals) who are reading this!!!

This is my first post on my "audition" page, i guess you can call it? And i bet you all r wondering why I chose to do this crazy thing, and there is one simple reason:

I F**ING LOVE PARIS HILTON!!! Um, I picked up her book thinking it would be this ridik thing that would just be fun to read....nope, its like my bible! Hello:

"Lifes to short for a bad day- there are always new people to meet, places to discover, or a cute outfit to find"

That qoute my friends is hanging on my wall and i look at it every day...every day of my silly ridik life i look at that qoute and say: THERE CAN BE NO BAD DAYS.

I'm also a little bit of a shopping addict...like a little.I live 3 Avenues away from the hottest shopping in New York CITY! Come on, Bloomingdales is my next door neihboor (bassically), my mothers credit cards were crying when i decided to goto school in the city.

I think Paris's best friend needs to be someone a little outragest, incredibly blunt, and always looking for a good time to counter her mellow chill personality...and believe I CAN DO THE JOB KIDDOS! I cannn dooo it..I refuse to not have fun whenever I'm out, its like not an option. If it takes a little alch to get us there, so be it...but i will show her a good time---and that could be : just chillen and judging ppl on TV (one of my favorite things to do...ever), Clubbing it out (I'm sorry LA, but NY has the best clubs), shopping and smoothies, whatever....I have a feeling we'd click!

Well i must get ready to go to fly to Florida for the end of spring break (If any of you crazies live in Ft. Lauderdale--lemme know and I will try my best to hit u up...but only if your attractive, please dont call me if your not pretty! I'm serious)--so I'm gonna try to fit 75 pounds of clothes into my 50 pound suitcase!

SEE YA BITCHES

You know you love me
Gossipboy

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