Confessions of a Rainbow.

<center>My natural hair color is Brown.
I was basically the first person in Waterloo to have a Myspace.
The first sites I was on was Friendster.com & Vampirefreaks.com.
I’ve always been a chubby Girl.
Ali was My first Girl Friend.
I’ve never done anything sexual with any male in my life.
If making out with them counts... then I’ve done that.
When I was 15 and stupid I sent people boobie pics.
When I was 11 I acted like I smoked Ciggarets just to be cool, I never actually inhaled though... so haha.
The first time I got High I was 11.
The first time I got Drunk I was probably 13.
I used to do volunteer work every summer at the petting zoo.
I did community service when I was 15, Only because My friends stole candy and got the cops called on them and we were also out passed cerfew.
At least three of my friends have had sex with Me in the same room.
When I was 15 I met a 21 year old guy from California who wanted to have sex with Me... I never ended up having sex with him and he hates Me for it... ha ha ha fucking haha.
I stoped smoking weed when I was 15.
I’ve been visiting Vampirefreaks.com since I was 14.
When I was 16 it finally clicked for Me that I was lesbian.
I had never masterbated untill I was 16... I still really never do, haha.
I don’t like Rainbows because I’ma lesbian, I just like them.
I got my tongue pierced when I was 14.
I’ve gotten all my piercings done by Atom at Ritual.
I’ve lived in Greenbrier most of my life.
I don’t believe in the bible.
In 4th grade I went to Sacred Heart a churchy school, it was the worst time in my life, evil fucking kids, they accused me of killing a Gerble.
I watched my dog Chico get hit by a car.
I have a Brother and two little sisters.
I’ve shaved off my eyebrows and I’ve shaved my head.
My hair is the length it is since it’s been growing from then.
I hardly ever shave my legs... haha.
Even though I find body hair disgusting, I’m just fucking Lazy.
I hate money... but sadly need it.
I’ve cut myself once... like 3 years ago.
I’ve never done drugs... besides weed and Alcohol.
I have pictures of everyone I know on my computer.
I collect icons from the internet, they are my favorite.
I like to figure out how to say things backwards.
Ali and I bought Kiwi our Corgi for 500$.
I play nintendo DS a lot.
I have had at least 30 different hair colors/styles.
I have over 700 pictures of myself on my computer.
Right now I weigh about 220, but I don’t think I look that fat.
I don’t like kids very much.
I’ve only had 4 boy friends.
Ali has been my longest relationship.
We were together for almost 4 years.
My favorite font is Arial narrow.
I can speak a very tiny bit of German.
When I was little I loved horses.
I wanted to be a vet, now I want to be a hairstylist.
I have been a huge bitch to some people.
I’ve never intentionally copied a person in my life.
I think Christina Aguilera and Milla Jovovich are beautiful women.
I used to dress more Gothic.
I still want to dress more Gothic.
Now I wear what ever the fuck I think it cute.
My old e-mail used to be BiggKhuchie@yahoo.com, haha.
I think strippers always have cute fucking shoes.
When I’m angry I cuss like a sailor.
When it comes down to it I’m really preverted.
I find sexual things funny.
I don’t like sexual attention that much and I could live without it.
I think sex in the day time is weird.
I like to blow my nose in the shower and I brush my teeth in there too.
I eat oysters straight out of the can.
I really don’t like being Drunk.
I own a shit load of crazy socks.
I have hair that grows on my toes... eww!
I very often will pick my nose in the car.
I used to be very shy.
I’m scared to call places.
I hate talking on the phone it’s annoying to me.
I love watching the Disney Channel.
I fart all the time and it still gets me that farts are the oldest thing ever and it still makes everyone crack up about it.
I burp like a man.
I don’t care for manners.
I think Holographic things are the best.
I have an open diary; Dead Stars... find me.
I have a Live Journal... were I write hateful things & deep feelings.
I don’t think anyone is better/less than anyone.
I have aleast 20 different SN’s on AIM and for no reason at all.
My first SN was SxyHo420.
I think UK chicks are usally always fucking hott.
I would tottally get naked and be a Suicide Girl.
I wear bikinies. haha.
I’ve been to Texas.
I’ve pet a dolphin and a Orca whale.
I randomly get afraid of the Dark... still.
When I was little, I used to leap onto my bed at night after using the bathroom because I thought the monsters would grab my feet and pull me under the bed, lol.
I still have like... all of my stuffed animals. Yes, I love them.
I played with toys untill I was about 13/14. :D
I used to do this thing with my hands that my family called flapping, the DR. said I’d get over it as I got older... I am, the hands part, but I still go into the major imagination part of it all ; )
I sometimes trust people a little too much.
I’m still curious about sex with men.
Penis’ disgust me though.
I love details about other peoples sex life... if they aren’t nasty people.
I hate rap music... it’s uncreative and I find it not fair that I don’t make money for the lame shit I say... now I will make a rap song:
I’m kari rainbow (repeat 10x)
haha done... now gimmie money.
I over eat a lot because I like the taste of the food.
I hate wasting food as well.
I think Emo music sucks too, it’s very morbid.
I think Emo people are wanna-be everything.
I think I am funny.
If you tell me I’m cute... I’ll keep trying to be cute.
I like giving and getting head. to girls. :D
Even though I’m fat, I think I’m a lot more pretty than most skinny hoes.
Don’t tell Me I’m not fat, that’s stupid because yes I am and I don’t care. don’t sit there and lie to me when I am clearly a fat ass and you don’t need to tell me I’m fat either I know that too... and if you are using it as a burn... dust that one off and put it back on the shelf honey.
I think girls with some meat are sexier than skinny ones.
I’m nice, but I really don’t like people as much as it may seem.
I love Glitter Make-Up.
I’ve spent a lot of money on avon.
I can dance like a black girl.
Even though Miley Cyrus is 15, I wanna have sex with her. haha.

and this is getting long and if I think of anymore I will come back. :D

<3 Kari Rainbow

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