How many of us have them?

Friends (BFF's to be exact)

Although the stigma associated with “celebrity” insinuates that one posses alien or even god(ess)-like qualities, celebrities are just people. When you look past the idealized lifestyles, Paris and other celebrities all live just as any other being belonging to the homosapien species; and like all animals, they take shits (poops) too! The truth is I am a good friend to my “common-folk” companions; therefore Pairs will find my charismatic nature inescapable.

The unique characteristics as to what makes someone a good friend are different to each of us, but one quality that can be universally agreed upon is that a friend is someone you trust. I am trustworthy. I would never sell my friends out for my own benefit.

Enough of the serious shit- I am effin cool. Period. Need me to hold your hair while you vomit? Done. Want someone to sabotage and ex? Count on me. No one else wants to go out and party? I will. Out of ibuprofen and you have a hangover? It’s cool- I have a lifetime supply!

Your real friends will tell you honestly, and forgive you when you strayed off the path.

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