Parisperson's Blog
I'm gonna win
I'm gonna win. I'M GONNA WIN. I'M GONNA WIN!!!!
Puh-leez people, someone is gonna win.
ONE person is gonna win.
If you think it's you, you have one chance in 6100, or is it 8500....
or is that 90210....
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Nah, be real, OMG, you aren't gonna DEF-initely win. You got a chance, that's better than none.
Have some fun with it.
In fact, I think they want peeps Paris can have fun with. You ain't movin' in with her. Guys, you ain't havin'---you know---with her. Gals, she ain't buyin you Nordstrom's.
Just take a chill pill and have some freakin fun.
Is that too much to ask!
Whew! I feel better now.
Pass the love around!
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Things get serious
Let me tell you all that this contest is fun and all, Paris is hopefully gonna get a real useful BFF. It may be you and it may not be. It might be me and it might not be.
It may or not matter that I skydived over Las Vegas looking for her, sent her flowers at the Luxor for support when she did her first gig at a DJ, wrote a top notch screenplay that I still haven't been able to get to her to see---a good role with meat that she can star in and up her acting creds big time. It may not matter. I may not get that far. But I have seen the Promised Land.
On a more serious note, there are times when important things knock you back on your feet. And even though we're all playing, seriously or not tryin to be BFF with Paree (the phonetic French way or saying it)---hopefully to help her out, not just ourselves. There comes a time when you have to get real about life.
To explain, right now a model friend of mine has been stranded by her promoter in Western Africa. Just took her paycheck and took off. I just heard about it by e-mail and so, I have sprung into action. I may not have to skydive in to rescue her, but I will do what it takes to get her sweet self out of there. It will happen! And that my BFF wannabees is what a real BFF is about. That's what I'm doin for my GF and that's what we all need in a BFF. Including Paris.
It's a TV show and it's fun but it's real too.
Say it aint so Paris...
No answer. Must mean it is.
Help out your fellow man and woman and let's take back control of this crazy planet.
Peace and love, xx and oo and all that jazz---
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BFF requirement
Remember that Paris NEEDS a BFF who is gonna help her.
Not some idiot drooling all over her.
Not some dumbstruck stagefrightened camerashy indecisive tagalog ho, or him.
Not someone trying to cash in on her fame, gimmes.
Someone who knows how to cut through the Idiot-razzi like a HOT knife thru butter.
Someone who can give her advice she can use and trust, not just OMG all the time.
You are her helper, not her slave but definitely she is not yours.
And that's why she needs a TRUE BFF.
Are you man enough or woman enough---your pick---to play that role?!
If you ain't, sit down.
If you are, welcome to stay in the game.
I am.
Got yer back Paris.
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Paris must be into chests
I sent a pix.
Paris must have moved it around.
Lucky my shirt was open.
It was a full head shot.
Rub me for luck.
But vote for me now.
Start voting.
Stay tuned.
