Pick up Line

Ok boys u knew this was comming. Where the hell do you come up with these pick up lines? Seriously, you boys drop these lines and expect to respond to it. NOW not all of it is that bad some of it is cute. But if your that intimidated by us just dont say anything at all. For example; I was walking in downtown Miami this weekend. I just bought some Mcdonalds and was walking back up to my building when a dude walking be me says " Hey baby can I have some fries." And then got pissed when I rolled my eyes at him? Seriously did you think I would jump up and say "Of course u can I'll even write my number on the outside of it?" LMAO. The worst one I had so far was in a club and the dude comes up to me and says "It's my birthday." I guess he was expecting me to rip my clothes off, spread my legs and scream, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!" lol. It didn't happen the most he got was a dumb look and a wishful happy birthday. Like I said not all pick up lines are that bad and I'm not trying to make anyone feel bad or put them down. I just want an explanation for the dumb ones.

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