Supergoo's Blog
Online Epilogue
Well, now that the online best friend competition has drawn to an end, the question on everyones minds is,..obviously,.. whats next ?
To be honest, i have faced the same question and at first i stepped away from the webcam and sneezed. Then i changed into a last season t-shirt, and even a few days later made it to the bathroom to shave. Finally my webcam has been switched to off, and i have even put a small piece of stickey tape over the on button.
I have just made it to the kitchen sink, and am currently conducting fungi infection tests on my 4 day old cups.
Its been an incredible experience, and all that can be left to say is, whats next ? Is there life after ParisBFF, is there a point to even asking the question. Well, im not sure.
Im going to switch my pc to automatic mode, and have a game of call of duty in about 1/2 an hour. Its time for Super Goo to join the Battlefield , on the Punishers Of The weak servers.
Captain Super Goo
The real question
Is how do i get into the celebrity circle from here. I mean, i wouldn't actually want to wear big round sun glasses, and show my hunky body on beaches throughout the world.
Is there remote control technology available ? Perhaps i could be on the show, but just speak through a little robot dog,..like dr whos K9. I could drive the little dog around the house, and even give people little electric shocks from time to time, if i notice any bad behaviour.
As far as qualifying for the cele-brity status, in the past i have talked to Britney on Skype, Ali G on myspace, and even Elizabeth Hurley in a long romantic conversation on myspace IM. Infact just yesterday i noticed Bizarre flooding my myspace bulliten and emailed him to please refrain from flooding my bulliten. Of course he replied back saying that perhaps i should get some friends.
Well, thats why i'm here.
Super Goo
P.S Thanks for the information. Forever.
Another day another webcam
Well, after my dismal effort at presenting i chi gung, i have been concerned about what the bff means in ParisBFF ?
I have considered searching search engines, but thought i would just post this question here. Over a week i have thought that perhaps it's Beautiful Famous Female, but i honestly give up, i don't know.
Perhaps i will forever be left in contemplation over this small idiosyncrasy.
Obviously two of the letters are Best Friend, but what does the other F mean ? Paris says Hunky males, which doesn't have an F in it, i just don't know, someone help me !!!
Did you know ?
There are 13 space around every 2 digit number.
What major ever lasting life time dramatic event that knowledge may spread through out the known world, i cannot say. I am just a mere pilgrim in this sea of twisted female emotional strings, that one is compelled to just give another little pull.
I Retire
Ive enjoyed practicing a few comedy type skits, and needed a bit of a laugh anyway.
Hope everyone goes well.
Super Goo
Welcome to Paris-ism
http://d292944.u29.hostlution.net/Paris-ismHome.html
Enjoy, and try to be peaceful.
Super Goo
Some Random Poetry
http://www.chigung2.blogspot.com
I recently updated the first 10 verses, and the last 20 are to the standard i need to complete.
An original version containing 2 seperate 50 verse books, was made into hardcover, and sent to various American publishers a few years ago.
Blog - Assignment 1
* What is the wildest thing you've ever done?
** NOTE 1 : **
During a 3 year drunken neighbour dispute, i was approached by 10 policeman. I said if i did a little dance would that make you feel better ? Then i stood there wobbling my belly. It made them a bit sad.
** NOTE 2 : **
Driving a station wagon, at 100 km/hr, after drinking a bottle of jack daniels, at a party. I was drinking a 6 pack, eating a pizza, and smoking a cigarette on a wet dark highway, on the way to town to party about 11 pm on a Saturday night.
I clipped one wall, and luckily due to playing need for speed a lot, managed to correct the car enough to clip the opposite 2 lane wall, then corrected the stearing all the way again, to hit the back end, then again to hit the other side back end. The car ended up across both lanes, with every side destroyed.
I got out of the car, waited for the police, got taken to town and booked, then went across the road for a lap dance, to try to make me relax about the entire terrifying ordeal. I have never drunk drove again, and this was the 7th day of partying.
* If you became a celebrity, what secret would you be most fearful of having exposed?
If anything about me was explosed in any way shape or form, i would sue for public humiliation and defarmation of character. I would also hire afgan terrorists to send them anthrax in the mail.
* Why do you think you would fit in with the socialite circle?
Because i am the Goo. It is not the question that i would fit into the socialite circle, its the question that the socialite circle would like to fit me. Na, just kidden, im just a decent honest hard working bloke, who fits into most any situation.
* Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?
Of course, because i am the Goo. I have had Gooism for over 3 years, and i have also got the jediism blogspot...Oh,..did i mention,..i am a jedi, and have a working knowledge of I Chi Gung, specifically Chi. Just dont tell anyone.
* What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF?
Because i assimiliate. I am nothing, yet something. What i mean by this, is if my celebrity is interested in something, i become interested in that. If heir interest is in small barbie dolls of Paris Hilton, and selling these throughout the world,.making millions,.. perhaps billions,.. then i am interested. If heir interest is in reading the latest spiritual magazine,.. then i am interested. I do this because it is the rules of social ettiquette. Then i may be given the chance to speak of my knowledge, and i will known my company will be interested. As a side benefit being able to use i chi gung to predict simple situations, might be handy to practice.
* What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?
My belief in the afterlife. My ability to love. Ummm,..My sense of humour,..I have one pointey ear, and one round ear, i believe from photos of Paris that she is the only other person on Earth to also have this. I also believe my recent decision to turn over a new leaf on myspace, may have inspired a new sort of sexiness to Paris.
* It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?
By making cartoons and games and raps, and emailing them,..repeatedly,..to half the world,..from Donald Trump,.. to the United Nations,..to Neo,..to the rest of the normal minions. I dont believe it is difficult to stay in the limelight.
Blog : Assignment 4 - 8
-- Week 5 (April 7 - 13) --
* What activity would you most like to do with Paris if you were friends?
I would like to see Mr T in person, play basketball with Michael Jackson, play minature golf with Nicole Richie, and of course have a Karoke conpetition with Paris.
* If you have a significant other, do you think being Paris' BFF would break you up? If you don't have a significant other, explain why you think being Paris BFF would help or hinder you finding one.
I have no partner for a number of years being celebrit, much like a cele-brity. I think the question should be do you think my involvement may break Paris's significant in a relationship status, partnership up. Personally if i had even spoken to Paris, in this life time, i would have 15 girlfriend per day.
-- Week 6 (April 14 - 20) --
* Paparazzi are hastling Paris and she's getting frustrated. What do you do?
Buy her a bebe gun.
* Tell us about your high school experience. Was it positive/negative? Why?
I was dux of year 7,8,9 and equal of 10. I had a fantastic time, with many devotees of the gooism faith. I have a blog at myspace/gooism which talks indetail of my education experience and some amuzing stories.
-- Week 7 (April 21 - 27) --
* Get one of your friends to talk about the most embarrasing thing you did while they were around.
** NOTE 1 : **
C/O Mr Maxie Puss Puss.
Purrr,...Purrr,...
well,... Goo,... or Craig to the pretty ones,... Purrr,...Purr,...
Did get stuck half way down the Australian Water World slide, due to a t shirt sticking to the plastic slide. But better that then get sunburnt and die of cancer i say.
Signing off
Maxie Puss Puss
myspace/maxiepusspuss
** NOTE 2 : **
I can actually tell you the most embarressing thing i've ever done. After getting instructed by a thermal dynamics engineer, Doctor Montese, for half of the year, suddenly i noticed he had half a finger. I gradually started to chuckle, then laugh, then started crying with laughter. My close friend beside me, now a BHP Engineer, couldn't help it, and my laughter became contagious. The worst thing was suddenly starting to snort with laughter to such a degree, everyone could here me, right in the middle of a large class. It was so funny to look back on.
** NOTE 3 : **
In my grade 10 advanced science, our class was divided into groups of about 5 or 6 members. My group, the cool guys group, was an awesome set of people. Each group got given a sheeps lung and a plastic straw, and our task was to insert the plastic straw into the sheeps lung, which was fresh from the abatoir, and inflate it.
Obviously i volunteered, but neglected to take into account by massive head cold at the time. I took a deep breath and blew the lung up to its maxiumum capacity. Suddenly i sneezed, and this humongous stream of nazel fluid came out of my nose. It was about 20 cm long, and i grabbed it and quickly reeled it in, trying to make it look like nothing had happened.
I glanced at my mate beside me. He smirked at me, then i chuckled still with the straw perfectly in my mouth, and the sheep lung inflated. Then, oh my god, i accidently withdrew a tiny bit of the sheeps blood back into my mouth as i laughed, then my entire group just rolled around the floor convulsively laughing.
It was clearly an advanced science experiment in applied concentration. This story actually won my local breakfast radio competition about a year ago, and i think i got a free video voucher.
** NOTE 4 : **
In grade 6 end of year school gym assembly, i had to wear a large nappie, and sit inside this desk box thing with a white drape over it. During the comical play involving the baby making machine i had to jump out, in my nappie, and grab a girl, say hi mummy or something, and run out.
They passed a baby doll into the machine, and i jumped out. It was a bit embarressing when i think back about it nowadays.
** NOTE 5 : **
I cant ride a bike. Seriously.
Man wasn't meant to use 2 wheeled vehicles.
-- Week 8 (April 7 - 13) --
* Do you think your current friends would be jealous of your potential friendship with Paris? Why/Why not?
Well,..I sincerely hope so, i might even send them all little gift wrapped barbie sized dolls of Paris, with a little note on the front saying,..
"Oh Hi,..do u like my new best friend ?"
