Blog : Assignment 4 - 8

-- Week 5 (April 7 - 13) --

* What activity would you most like to do with Paris if you were friends?

I would like to see Mr T in person, play basketball with Michael Jackson, play minature golf with Nicole Richie, and of course have a Karoke conpetition with Paris.

* If you have a significant other, do you think being Paris' BFF would break you up? If you don't have a significant other, explain why you think being Paris BFF would help or hinder you finding one.

I have no partner for a number of years being celebrit, much like a cele-brity. I think the question should be do you think my involvement may break Paris's significant in a relationship status, partnership up. Personally if i had even spoken to Paris, in this life time, i would have 15 girlfriend per day.

-- Week 6 (April 14 - 20) --

* Paparazzi are hastling Paris and she's getting frustrated. What do you do?

Buy her a bebe gun.

* Tell us about your high school experience. Was it positive/negative? Why?

I was dux of year 7,8,9 and equal of 10. I had a fantastic time, with many devotees of the gooism faith. I have a blog at myspace/gooism which talks indetail of my education experience and some amuzing stories.

-- Week 7 (April 21 - 27) --

* Get one of your friends to talk about the most embarrasing thing you did while they were around.

** NOTE 1 : **

C/O Mr Maxie Puss Puss.

Purrr,...Purrr,...
well,... Goo,... or Craig to the pretty ones,... Purrr,...Purr,...

Did get stuck half way down the Australian Water World slide, due to a t shirt sticking to the plastic slide. But better that then get sunburnt and die of cancer i say.

Signing off

Maxie Puss Puss
myspace/maxiepusspuss

** NOTE 2 : **

I can actually tell you the most embarressing thing i've ever done. After getting instructed by a thermal dynamics engineer, Doctor Montese, for half of the year, suddenly i noticed he had half a finger. I gradually started to chuckle, then laugh, then started crying with laughter. My close friend beside me, now a BHP Engineer, couldn't help it, and my laughter became contagious. The worst thing was suddenly starting to snort with laughter to such a degree, everyone could here me, right in the middle of a large class. It was so funny to look back on.

** NOTE 3 : **

In my grade 10 advanced science, our class was divided into groups of about 5 or 6 members. My group, the cool guys group, was an awesome set of people. Each group got given a sheeps lung and a plastic straw, and our task was to insert the plastic straw into the sheeps lung, which was fresh from the abatoir, and inflate it.

Obviously i volunteered, but neglected to take into account by massive head cold at the time. I took a deep breath and blew the lung up to its maxiumum capacity. Suddenly i sneezed, and this humongous stream of nazel fluid came out of my nose. It was about 20 cm long, and i grabbed it and quickly reeled it in, trying to make it look like nothing had happened.

I glanced at my mate beside me. He smirked at me, then i chuckled still with the straw perfectly in my mouth, and the sheep lung inflated. Then, oh my god, i accidently withdrew a tiny bit of the sheeps blood back into my mouth as i laughed, then my entire group just rolled around the floor convulsively laughing.

It was clearly an advanced science experiment in applied concentration. This story actually won my local breakfast radio competition about a year ago, and i think i got a free video voucher.

** NOTE 4 : **

In grade 6 end of year school gym assembly, i had to wear a large nappie, and sit inside this desk box thing with a white drape over it. During the comical play involving the baby making machine i had to jump out, in my nappie, and grab a girl, say hi mummy or something, and run out.

They passed a baby doll into the machine, and i jumped out. It was a bit embarressing when i think back about it nowadays.

** NOTE 5 : **

I cant ride a bike. Seriously.
Man wasn't meant to use 2 wheeled vehicles.

-- Week 8 (April 7 - 13) --

* Do you think your current friends would be jealous of your potential friendship with Paris? Why/Why not?

Well,..I sincerely hope so, i might even send them all little gift wrapped barbie sized dolls of Paris, with a little note on the front saying,..

"Oh Hi,..do u like my new best friend ?"

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