Blog - Assignment 1

* What is the wildest thing you've ever done?

** NOTE 1 : **

During a 3 year drunken neighbour dispute, i was approached by 10 policeman. I said if i did a little dance would that make you feel better ? Then i stood there wobbling my belly. It made them a bit sad.

** NOTE 2 : **

Driving a station wagon, at 100 km/hr, after drinking a bottle of jack daniels, at a party. I was drinking a 6 pack, eating a pizza, and smoking a cigarette on a wet dark highway, on the way to town to party about 11 pm on a Saturday night.

I clipped one wall, and luckily due to playing need for speed a lot, managed to correct the car enough to clip the opposite 2 lane wall, then corrected the stearing all the way again, to hit the back end, then again to hit the other side back end. The car ended up across both lanes, with every side destroyed.

I got out of the car, waited for the police, got taken to town and booked, then went across the road for a lap dance, to try to make me relax about the entire terrifying ordeal. I have never drunk drove again, and this was the 7th day of partying.

* If you became a celebrity, what secret would you be most fearful of having exposed?

If anything about me was explosed in any way shape or form, i would sue for public humiliation and defarmation of character. I would also hire afgan terrorists to send them anthrax in the mail.

* Why do you think you would fit in with the socialite circle?

Because i am the Goo. It is not the question that i would fit into the socialite circle, its the question that the socialite circle would like to fit me. Na, just kidden, im just a decent honest hard working bloke, who fits into most any situation.

* Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?

Of course, because i am the Goo. I have had Gooism for over 3 years, and i have also got the jediism blogspot...Oh,..did i mention,..i am a jedi, and have a working knowledge of I Chi Gung, specifically Chi. Just dont tell anyone.

* What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF?

Because i assimiliate. I am nothing, yet something. What i mean by this, is if my celebrity is interested in something, i become interested in that. If heir interest is in small barbie dolls of Paris Hilton, and selling these throughout the world,.making millions,.. perhaps billions,.. then i am interested. If heir interest is in reading the latest spiritual magazine,.. then i am interested. I do this because it is the rules of social ettiquette. Then i may be given the chance to speak of my knowledge, and i will known my company will be interested. As a side benefit being able to use i chi gung to predict simple situations, might be handy to practice.

* What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?

My belief in the afterlife. My ability to love. Ummm,..My sense of humour,..I have one pointey ear, and one round ear, i believe from photos of Paris that she is the only other person on Earth to also have this. I also believe my recent decision to turn over a new leaf on myspace, may have inspired a new sort of sexiness to Paris.

* It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?

By making cartoons and games and raps, and emailing them,..repeatedly,..to half the world,..from Donald Trump,.. to the United Nations,..to Neo,..to the rest of the normal minions. I dont believe it is difficult to stay in the limelight.

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