Round 1 Questions

1. Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?

Do I consider myself fabulous? What kind of question is that...of course I'm fabulous. I'm more than fabulous. I'm fierce as hell. I'm a 20 year old single gay man living it up in Dallas, Texas. I'm not one to shine away from attention and I definitely like to make a splash everywhere I go (whether I mean to or not). If there is one thing you need to know about me, I'm vain. I've never met a mirror I didn't like. Any sort of shiny surface that I can see my reflection in, you better believe that I'm checking myself out and making sure that my hair is perfectly coifed.

2. What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF?

First of all, I'm loyal. If you're my friend, then you always have someone on your side whether it be good or bad. Not only that, I'm conscious of the public eye and would make sure that my celebrity BFF would always be looking real, gold, and glamorous. Any kind of mishap would easily be pitted on someone else. Afterall, we're the one's who control Hollywood and decide whether it's in or out. And finally, I'd be the perfect BFF for Paris because I'm actually a fan of hers and have watched her grow up in the media's eye over the years. I listen to her album on a regular basis and would just love to compliment the shit out of that bitch.

3. What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?

The first thing that comes to mind is our catch-phrase: "That's Hot!" It's a severely overplayed phrase in my vocabulary but I think Paris would find it endearing and absolutely fabulous. Not only that, we've also been to rehab...I was sent away because I'm gay and she was sent away for traffic troubles. We both know what it's like to be behind bars and not be able to shine the way we were intended to. Not only that, but my own sister's name is Perris (pronounced Paris) and if that isn't a sign that we should be best friends forever, then I don't know what is. We also have a handful of equally fierce siblings who we just adore. Not only do we share similar backgrounds, but we also share the same interest in men! We can't just be dating ordinary guys, we have to date over the top, passionate, fucking hot men!

As for differences, I wouldn't consider them to be bad in any way at all...there's the obvious one with me being a boy and her being a girl. I feel like it's about time for Paris to have a best friend forever who is a boy. It'll give her a different perspective on life which I think would be good for her. Also, she never skips a beat when an insult is to be had, whereas I like to think mine out and carefully calculate the execution of it all. This difference would help us both by her teaching me to be a little bit quicker and spontaneous with quips and comebacks and I could help her refine her tactics to create the ultimate diss.

4. It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?

It's all about keeping the public guessing. If you throw it all out there in the very beginning, the media and public will eat you up and spit you out. In order to sustain longevity, it would be best to minimalize grand schemes and gestures, and only allow a certain amount of your life in the public eye--occasionally allowing yourself to let it all out and keep the public eating out of your hands.

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