Chloehouston's Blog
The Cemetary...
All the hopeful Paris contestants lie here...The ones who were "sold" a dream...
We should all get together...meet up in one city and have a party....
Arise from the dead, my people...
Let's do this....
Are ya'll down for it???
Just One person???
Okay so SouthernGal85 made it (according to the casting blog)...Just one fucking person on the WHOLE site?
I'm done...
I mean from my understanding, I thought they were looking for someone who considered themselves A-listers...people who have what it takes to chillax amongst A-listers...
But it is MTV, so I guess they were looking for someone to "make over" and "change" their lives...WTF? This is Paris Hilton for God's sake!
Total Disgust...
You know I worked hella hard for this...
So hard that my fucking face broke out and I never get acne...
I lost 8 pounds stressing over this contest.
I worked my ass off for TOP 10, was promised a call back for making the TOP 10 and NEVER received that promise. MTV how could you revoke your promises?
I mean was this fucking website a way to promote the show, so all my friends could sit at home and watch, wait not me, but other people become friends with Paris.
I thought this was the best thing that ever happened to me and where will I be this weekend? Sitting at home, wondering what those skanks are in LA saying...
This show will be super boring...
Ya'll should have at least given us a chance that worked so hard on this site....
I'm super disgusted...
Also, why even have our profiles up if the contest is over...Is it so we can reflect on how "you" think we suck and make our lives depressing as we sit back and think of how far we "thought" we had come???
This is pure torture...
Callbacks: Possible Setback or Major Comeback?
Still no call...
I even had an "episode" with Apple yesterday re: my phone...They told me my cell phone would never work again and I told myself "Watch what happens now...The Paris people are going to call just because I don't have a freaking phone"...My phone is working again, but still no call...
Should we continue waiting patiently for our promised Top 10 callbacks?
Well, I will wait, and as the clock ticks, I will not let the devil force me to believe that no call means a setback...I have chosen to be faithful and think of it as a comeback that is soon to take over my life!
Please call...I'm just hoping that auditions have been, well let's say, postponed???
To Paris With Love: "Extra Credit"
Paris, my darling, the end is approaching soon.
Before we go, I wanted to have one last chance to express my dedication to becoming your friend.
I've always been told "Chloe you're always trying to be like Paris Hilton!" Little do they know, I don't want to be like you, I want to be with you (not in a gay way, but a helpul way)...Who ever would have thought this chance would come for me though? This is my chance, my chance to prove that I should be friends with you...
You need someone on your side to be there for you, to confide in, to cuss people out for you when they disrespect you, to be a complete bitch for you when necessary (Save your money, I can be your bodyguard baby!), to accompany you being the life of the party and "ball on a budget" so you can stay rich forever (Ballin on a budget is the best thing that ever happened to me), to drive you when you are drunk (to hell with a driver, save your money again, I'm here!), to be there for you when you have celebrity business to handle (to catch the sales when you can't, when the new hottest shoes are released...I'll be there for you), to be that shoulder to cry on when those haters get ya down, to give everybody something to talk about (something fresh and new), to help keep your circle small (I'm overprotective of my close friends...no new bitches are allowed; new bitches bring new drama, trust me), to help plan your wedding and baby shower (yea, I said wedding and baby shower because I love you and Benji together...It's like he makes you whole and I can tell you are happy), but I will also kick Benji's ass if he messes up...
I just want to be that person to help you get the respect you so deserve...To do all your dirty stuff with and never let it out to the public, and most importantly, piss old, conservative, unhappy people off...I hate old people! They are a bunch of cuntbags stuck in their ways from the 1900's...
But on a serious note, I want to be that balance that's needed to be well-respected...and I think I can help with that...
Just as I am, you are not what people say you are, you are Paris and Paris+Chloe=Hella Fun and damn good TV...
I'm the realist chic around Paris...It gets no better...
All My Love,
Chloe (Little Miss Ride or Die) :)
Blog Housekeeping Week 8...Last one :(
QUESTION:
How do you think being Paris' BFF would change your personality? Would it be a postive or negative change?
CHLOE'S ANSWER:
Well, well, well, I knew this was coming...
My sister and I talk about this all the time...Her thoughts are that I already act "Hollywood" so she knows I would change...
My thoughts are that I would change for the better...I mean I already live life like I'm at the top of the Hollywood Hills, but I wouldn't be negative about it...
I would try to lead by example if chosen...I would help Paris better her image and become respected in Hollywood...while at the same time, partying like ROCKSTARS...
There's a way to party, get completely wasted/toasted/roasted, dance on tables, piss everybody off cause you're so cute and fashionable, but still be respected at the end of the night...(I mean I do it quite often)
I would also help Paris start a new charity...seems to me that when celebrities give back, they earn another level of respect...
I want to do big things with Paris...there's nothing like having a friend like me that's hot, beautiful, wild, outgoing, but at the same time, smart, responsible, professional, about her business first, outgoing and flexible...oh yeah most importantly, with TOUGH SKIN...many people on this site couldn't handle the A-List...
They would cry as soon as Chelsea Handler talked about them and Paris being friends...I would laugh with her and then talk about her!
And side note, I'm not "bragging" on myself, Its called "being comfortable in the skin you're in" and "knowing yourself"...If you don't speak good things about yourself, who else will?
Outtie,
Chloe (Little Miss Ready to Make Things Happen)
The End is Near...
*sniff*
One second while I search for Kleenex...
Okay here we go...
I've enjoyed my stay here in the Paris BFF community...When I first came aboard, I must admit, this crap was intimidating as hell...I was like there "aint" no way I'm going to catch up nor be in the top 10...But I kept hope alive!
That's when I began telling all my friends about the contest and they went crazy...telling everyone to vote for me, forwarding all my burdensome emails daily...and what do you know? I made the top 10 last week (HONESTLY, had to add that in)....I used to actually pray for this...Really, during prayer every night I would ask God to just do whatever he could to help me make the top 10 and get that call back (while all the time, people were cheating and being deceitful)
Anyway, I will miss this site...a lot...
This site has consumed all my day and night time minutes over the past few weeks...
I love new experiences and this was truly an experience...
I was even able to display my bitchy side and set some people straight (my fave thing to do)...they tested me so I had to retaliate...
I was able to meet new super cool people...
I was able to have a real reason to blog daily...
I was able to interview with the casting directors for the show and had a good time with those guys/ladies...
I was able to create silly videos that had me nervous as hell...
I actually put my life on hold for this contest...really I did...I even skipped my vacation this month because I had to make sure I was able to "campaign" on myspace near my computer that weekend...
Well the vacation part sucks, but I'm leaving again for New York in a few weeks so I'm looking forward to that...Hey DivaParis, you wanna party with me? I'll show YOU how to Party, where to shop, how to be fabulous and an A-Lister in your own city! LOL, it was fun arguing with you also...I wish they would leave this website up so we can all stay in contact...
If any of you are ever in the Houston area and want to party, hit me up...I'm the life of the party...real talk...
www.myspace.com/wishingforastar
In the meantime,
Razzle Dazzle Bitches,
Chloe (She shines so brightly)
Chloe Speaks Out On Making the TOP 10
I am very "happy" that I made the TOP 10 this week...If you would have caught me this time last week, I would have said I was "elated" or "overjoyed"...
But after close review and a recent discovery of what people are doing to "appear" popular and to get votes, I will not be taking the voting process seriously anymore. I mean take a close look at these people...seriously...They can't be that popular...and DO NOT fit in well with an A-List group of people...
Here are my new ground rules for this final week:
1) I personally will not hound my friends and family to vote for me...If they want to continue supporting, they can have at it....
2) I will return votes only to people who leave personal testimonials for me...
I live by this quote "What's done in the dark will come to light"...Ever heard of that one?
And to all the people that say they have "supporters" behind them and "2,000 Myspace friends"...step your lie game up, I have quadruple Myspace friends (not just freaking bands or actors and shit...Real people I know) that vote for me faithfully daily...not to mention my family and friends that have supported me through this...I get hella friend requests daily and make those people vote first before accepting their request...Check my myspace page if you have doubts
www.myspace.com/wishingforastar
After seeing it, you will wonder why you even signed up for the competition!
Outtie..and don't leave shit on my page about "I'm not cheating" or "Why do you think I'm cheating?"...Bitches, I know! I've got two damn degrees and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this out...
Enjoy your day cuntbags!
Okay...I get it! U Cheaters!
You cuntbags!!! CHEATING ASSES!
Paris doesn't want any of you, trust me...
I know what you are doing...yeah yeah I know!
Never been one to give up...
but fcuk it...
I'm going to bed...No need to stress over votes anymore...I'm have been in slots #4 and #5 all week...Dropped to #6 yesterday which was cool because I didn't campaign as much as I should have...But Who knows where I will be in the morning???
People are straight cheating on this shit and its about to make me really upset...well I'm already upset...
I could kick their asses I swear...ugh! (Be thankful that we aren't living in a house together!)
I depise dishonest cheaters and I have said that from day one...
I'm out here struggling and begging for votes and they have found ways to cheat!
MTV this ends here..for real...I think you all need to make some phone calls this week because some of us are really working hard at this, while others chillax and cheat...
I'm no Rocket Scientist, but...
What in the hell are these people doing on here? I mean I sat back and watched this site closely over the weekend...People are getting like quadruple amount of votes over a period of several minutes or so...Like how possible is it to get 500 votes in one day, come on, be realistic...This shit is so bogus man I swear!
Man, I feel so betrayed and left out...
Too bad my friends are too lazy to log on and vote for me today...
I know it's more to it than that though...It just pisses me off...
I didn't say it, she did...True story!
I just got back from a late lunch at a local seafood restaurant (Jimmy Wilson's, if you're in Houston, try their seafood gumbo...So much better than that crap that Pappadeauxs calls gumbo)
Anywho, when I was leaving, the middle-aged hostess said "Bye have a nice day...You are so pretty! You look like a movie star!"
I replied "I'm Paris Hilton's Best Friend!"
(those that know me are probably chuckling because they know I'm said it with sincerity and meant it)
She looked in amazement and believed me!!! LOL!!!
Think I'll get celebrity treatment next time? You bet! Paris we will have to go there soon, so they "really" believe me! :)
Let's do this PARIS!
Hangover at 2:02 Central Standard Time
Gosh...
I have a super buzz...went out to chillax with some friends, watched the playoffs and got super wasted...
Still coherent enough to vote hustle though...
Back at it! Chloestoppable is here...a little slurred yet a lady of character! ;)
(Note that I am super dedicated to this...I had 4 daiquiris and the bartender "tried out" 3 drinks with me)
My head is spinning!
My dog, Heiress
Oh yeah, I added a pic ^^^ of my dog Heiress. I haven't put her in any videos because she had her first period and is bleeding EVERYWHERE (sounds gross, I know)...
When she gets out of her diapers, I'll put her video up...
She has a mini album that needs updating on my myspace account...
www.myspace.com/wishingforastar
She's Not Really A Grouch...
Don't let the Oscar shirt fool u...
I am nice person (to those that are nice to me and get a chance to know me...if you test me, that's where it gets ugly)
Back to Oscar, I loved him growing up as I watched Sesame Street...He was my favorite! Plus I just so happened to have a matching headband and earrings...so Why Not?
Anywho...I have a fetish for character tees and tees that make a statement...I'll add more pics of those later...They are my therapy...
I usually wear the Oscar shirt during PMS!
Heartfelt Testimony
I thought this testimonal from "unforgivenxoxo" was so special...I had to acknowledge it.
Thanks so much for being so thoughtful...also, it seems like you know me all too well! :)
Here's the testimony:
by unforgivenxoxo
Look, anyone who does not vote for this girl is CRAAZY. She's overconfident, sassy, and has everything that Paris wants in a BFF.
There's no more perfect way to make Nicole Ritchie cry.
DOOOOOO IT!
Exhausted...
I have circles around my eyes the size of cucumbers...In need of a good, solid night's rest...
Taking it in early tonight guys...See you all tomorrow...
Thanks for the support in the meantime...Where would I be without newfound friends and all of the support from my personal friends and family?Love you whores in a major way!
Great way to Damper my Day *sniff sniff*
So I was just reading on MikkeyLexus page and he says he got an email from the casting peeps and they are only chossing ONE person from this site...How can that be?
I just had a mini seizure at work...seriously...my adrenaline is pumping and my heart is racing...It's like someone is holding me at gunpoint...
All this hard work for nothing...nothing at all...MY INSIDES ARE BURNING!
Should I believe this?
Good Morning BFF Community...Myspace Me!
Hey all...
I finally put gas in my car this morning ;)
Anywho, back again...
Wanted to give everyone my myspace account...
There is no possible way you can get to know me through a few pictures...check out my myspace I have 40 albums! Yeah, I love to take pictures...They dont call me the Paparazzi Princess for nothing!
www.myspace.com/wishingforastar
Add me, let's be friends even when the contest is over!
My New Part-Time Job...
...is doing whatever on Earth I have to do to become Paris Hilton's BFF...
Over the past week, I haven't eaten breakfast or lunch due to my "vote hustle/hassle"...(that might help me look smaller on TV though) :0)
I don't watch any TV...I totally missed Keeping up with the Kardashians on Sunday and I NEVER miss that show...
I don't cook anymore...never really cooked...
I have only fine dined once this week, last night at Smith and Wollensky's (I was craving a cajun seasoned filet)...that's so abnormal for me not to eat out...
I haven't been to the mall in a solid week...
I haven't even put gas in my car because that takes out of my campaign time...so I've been riding on "E" for about 2 days now...luckily, I live right down the street from work...
My nights are much longer online...usually I get offline at about 10ish...now it's more like 12:30ish...
I don't talk to my sister as much on the phone and if I have time, it's only in speaker mode...my hands can't hold a phone right now...
I ignore all phone calls...sorry if I haven't answered...
I don't pack my lunch anymore...too tired the morning after to wake up in time to fix it...
I am so sincere about this...so sincere...
My dad always said "You've got to put in work to be prosperous and to get the things you want"...
I am committed to this and will do whatever it takes to make it in the TOP 10!!!
Strictly out of Curiousity...
How is it even possible to have more VOTES than PROFILE VIEWS???
That baffles me day to day...Funny a few top winners have this sort of thing going on...
I TOTALLY DESPISE CHEATERS AND DISHONESTY! IT'S SO UNFAIR WHEN I'M USING MY INSTRUCTIONAL TIME TO HUSTLE VOTES...Really, I've got a career that can be lost behind this...
Sorry for the Curious Georgeism, but is there something that I should know...
I mean I did join the site a few weeks late, but that just doesn't add up!
Strictly out of Curiousity, Chloe "Feeling kinda bitchy today"...
What Chloe's Friends are Saying...
Live testimonials taken from my email or myspace account over the past week...
"Girl, let me tell you how I woke up on Saturday and Sunday reminding myself to vote for you and making sure that 24 hours had surpassed before doing so...And WTF is up with those inscripted words when you vote!" -Rebekah, my myspace friend turned real-life friend
After telling my friend Khristy of 15+ years, I hope I am what the casting gurus are looking for: "Uhhhh yeah you are definitely that. For as long as I've known you, you have always been full of personality and ready for the world. You got this one hon, so don't fret." -Khristy, my middle school BFF
Myspace buddies have said:
"Okay I voted so I'm gonna need you to QUIT cussin me out"
"Hey girl, I see you have been getting your hustle on real good...you have alot of votes on Paris BFF..GO GIRL!"
"When you win, we will party and drink shots all night long"
"I've been voting...GEEZ...lol" (After I cussed out all my myspace friends for not voting!)
"Okay Ms. Chloe, I just went and voted...lol! I had to because your bulletin frightened me!"
"I voted for you! Hope you win so we can watch how silly you will act...best of luck!"
"You need to start a VOTE or DIE campaign"
"I'm guilty...I have visited your page before without voting" (After I cussed out my myspace friends again for not voting and endless profile views)
"You're lucky...I like you and vote for you everyday!"
"Go Chloe Go"
And my personal favorite, In regards to my campaign hustle: "Chloe, when do you ever teach the kids?" -Erica J.
Thanks for all your support!
When I Get the Call...
I've been told that you have to be faithful and claim what you want in life...so I have pretty much claimed myself as Houston's winner for Paris Hilton's New BFF...I went out on the town this weekend and partygoers acknowledged me as "Hey Paris Hilton's BFF!"...I first asked them "But have you been voting?" with a bitchy attitude and then once they said "Yes" I said with a sweet girl attitude "Thanks!"
Anywho, the reason for writing is I was sitting thinking what my plans would be when I get the call for the new show...Hey I'm a planner and I have to have everything mapped out...
I would pack Neiko's (my son/husband/brother/homie) things and ship him over to his dad's or my sister's...He wouldn't really care because he is easygoing and wants this just as much as I do...I mean who do you think that little short person is behind the camera every week...
Next, I would make sure all my bills are paid up...Borrow money, stand on the corner, ask for wires, etc...
Pack all my shit into 3 pieces of luggage and a super large carry-on because I have to be super fly while on the show...Paris does not want to be surrounded by individuals with no sense of fashion...
Then I would be off to my going away party...the Paparazzi Princess of Houston would have to have a party! And then I would kiss those bitches goodbye and be on my way!
The rest is history...
Look for me on TV real soon with my new partner in crime, PH...
Oh yeah, and if I don't get the call, u ask? Well, I will admit myself into an insane asylum and watch the boring ass show (of course, it will be boring without me!) from the crazy house each week...and then I will laugh when the casting directors are haunted for the rest of their lives and regretful for not choosing me...Smile, casting directors, I'm only kidding...or am I? Ya'll better call me...I mean it! I can get a little crazy and bipolar!
Blog Housekeeping Week 7
Question:
Do you think your current friends would be jealous of your potential friendship with Paris? Why/why not?
Answer:
I think my own mother would be jealous of my new found friendship with Paris Hilton...I mean who wouldn't want to brush shoulders with the "Who's Who of Hollywood?"
But on a more serious note, I truly think "some" of my friends would be genuinely happy for me. They know I truly deserve this experience. They know my character...how I make them laugh, how I take risky chances when they wouldn't dare do some of the things I do, how I'm very ambitious, how I have a go getting attitude, but most importantly, how exuberant I am about life and living life to the fullest...
They are always asking me "What will your crazy ass get into next?"...because they know how spontaneous and fun I am.
I share my experiences with all my friends though because I post blogs, post pictures, post damn near every aspect of my life on myspace, so they are never out of the loop about All Things Chloe...they really won't miss out on anything! It will give them something to do at work instead of reading all my senseless emails each day!
Honestly, some of them will start to believe that they are friends with her through affiliation!...That's just how we roll...
Altogether now in your best Barney singing voice, Your friends are my friends, and my friends are your friends...
Razzle Dazzle, Chloe
State of Confusion
Good Morning All,
New week, new round, new votes...
*Random thought* First off here is my horoscope for today..."Today your tenacity and commitment will lead to great new things"....this gives me a better outlook on the voting procedures of this website...
I'm confused because I logged in last night before bed and certain people had a certain amount of votes and were like down the line of being in the Top 10, then out of nowhere overnight these people are in the top 10...I am super confused...
It just pisses me off that I am out here annoying, harassing, humiliating, and threatening death on people to vote for me and then their are these "not so interesting" people that get many votes out of nowhere and that I never see voting for others on here...
Possible hacking situation? Yea, most definitely...
Enjoy your day, Chloe
Long Weekend...Missed you all!
I feel like we all kind of live in the house together already...it's like this website is a second home for me. I was away all weekend and I missed you all!!!
Btw, I survived the date...He was so fine, 6'4, funny as hell, and I loved every minute of the date! It was relaxing and comfortable...anywho, enough of him...
Just wanted to thank everyone for voting for me when I was away...I feel bad that I wasn't here to return the love but I will shoot votes back to all of you.
I am suffering from exhaustion right now...I had to upload my video and I have a graduate level statistics quiz due in about 45 minutes...
Soooo, my night's pretty much over...I will talk with you all tomorrow...Ciao, Chloe
Voting Frenzy...I'm on the Grind
It's my planning period...
Got some extra time to plan what I will teach next week, BUT it's already done!
So cheers to my voting frenzy for a straight 45 minutes!
Enjoy your weekend guys and gals, Chloe
(Although I will be back tomorrow...IF I survive this date tonight...lol)
FIeld Day Cancelled...Vote Hustle Postponed
Top of the morning Paris BFF community!
Its a gloomy day in Houston today...rainy and cold...
Thing is, my school was scheduled to have a day-long "Field Day" BUT I'm sure it will be rescheduled now due to the weather...
It sucks because I planned on vote hustling today while Field Day was going on...Now, I've got to teach the rugrats today:(
I actually have a date tonight with a SUPER HOTTIE so its the only thing that's helping me right now...I hate dating and the whole "getting to know you/21 questions" part but what the hell?
Broken Friendships, My Cry for Support
I think I am losing friends already behind this contest...and it's taking a toll on me...I feel like a homeless person begging for a dried up chicken bone...
I hustle hard everyday for hours to get votes...I feel like crying right now a little...I kinda have mixed emotions...It's like I'm happy that I am doing this, but I'm sad in a way too because people are pissing me off...Ask me how many myspace profile views I get each day? Let's just say a day never goes by where I don't get at least 200 views on a bad day, and that's fully clothed...might show my legs every now and then because they are well kept..but I have it plastered EVERYWHERE for my friends to vote and come to the site...Are they just lazy or what?
Not just on the site, but from friends, family, haters, wanna be friends, supposed to be friends...I send this to everyone!
I'm sure when my friends get my "Daily Hustle/Hassle Voting Emails", they probably roll their eyes in the backs of their heads and say to themselves "If this bitch emails me ONE more time about that damn Paris Hilton shit!!!"
But what do they do? They come right to my page and VOTE, well not all of them, some of them can't handle me being in the limelight because they are wishing it was them...BUT they just don't have the courage to do the things that Chloe does...*single tear falls for the haters*
To everyone else that actually VOTES for me, I thank you (I secretly know who you are...my instincts tell me so)...and Love you whores for helping me out!!
Razzle Dazzle, Chloe
(Excuse my Cancerian ways, I just probably need a shot of Don Julio right now to ease the pain, frustration, and anxiety)
The A-List has got me Pissed...
Ever gotten pissed at the world because you weren't an A-Lister and you know deep down inside you should be? Tired of being the "local celebrity" of your city?
Perhaps, you have gotten mad at your parents for not being richer? Not opening a damn hotel chain? Not investing in some damn real estate? What were those jackasses thinking?
Maybe even got mad at them for not pursuing your dreams when you were a little kid and told them "Mommy, I wanna be a singer...a dancer...an actor, a publicist"...Well maybe a kid wouldn't say publicist...but you see where I am going with this one...They could be pretty wealthy today if only they had listened...
Sometimes, I sit back and think I should be on the A-List...I mean why not?
I live life just as they do...I mean I do everything like them...shop, dine, travel, party, did I mention shop and travel?
I would love to see myself brushing shoulders alongside Paris Hilton and becoming her BFF...
I'm so sick of this so-called life! I mean it's good but oh, it could be so much grander!
Make me an A-lister Damn It!
Razzle Dazzle, Chloe "Little Miss Party Starter" (that's the kind of mood I'm in...getting ready for the weekend)
The Dissertation...I'm feeling a little scholarly
As I proceed with my journey towards becoming heiress Paris Hilton's new best friend forever, I am elated over the number of people that have unanimously joined together to support my efforts. This experience is one that everyone in the world wishes they could have, but I, Chloe Cook, am courageous enough to accept the challenge. If chosen, I vow to be the funniest, most fashionable, kind-hearted best friend for Paris. Not to mention, my easygoing demeanor for fun.
When I get the call from MTV casting and the time arises for me to depart my fellow commoners in Houston, Texas and become a newcomer to the A-Listers, I will gladly send bottles of the finest champagne to your home for all your continued diligence and support. This experience will not only allow me to live out my dreams of becoming everyone's TV favorite, but it will also allow me the opportunity of becoming best friends with a person whom I adore. A note to all my personal friends and family...throughout the voting process, please do not become desirous of a friendship with Paris. I am cognizant that you might crave the Paris experience, but I have already fulfilled this desire and I have claimed Paris as "my" new best friend. Paris and I have lots in common; same age, cute dogs, fashionistas, boys love us, we give people a reason to use their voices even if it's not always positive, so I am convinced that we will mesh together well.
In closing, I would like to express much gratitude and appreciation to everyone that votes for me. As for the people that are just simply nosey and lack self-confidence, and who don't vote for me or others on this site, (screams) EAT A BROOKLYN RAT AND DIE YOU LOSERS! (clears throat) Thank you again.
Survey taken from My Fellow Texan, reaction915
Stop and vote for reaction915 first and then read on...
While driving down the road, and looking for an address, do you turn the radio down?
Oh yes! I dont even like talking on the phone with music or talking in the background...I have to hear EVERYTHING...
Pretend you are a really good cook, what meal would you make?
I'm almost there...I'm learning how to cook only for survival tactics, I have a chef teaching me...I would cook Thanksgiving dinner, all from scratch, for my family! I would stuff the turkey and all...Ha thats unreal!
"She dont cook or clean, but she dress her a$$ off and her walk is mean" -Jay-Z
What is your favorite piece of clothing in your closet? Why?
My flip flops...yeah yeah I know, Julie thinks there for trailer park people, but I love them...I'm actually really a low-key person Monday thru Friday...you probably wouldnt even recognize me...When I "dress up", people ask me whats the occasion...yeah Im just that soulful at work!..but the when the weekend strikes, my alter ego, CosmoBelle, strikes!
If you could quit your job right now, and be anything you wanted, what would it be?
On TV everyday making people laugh...maybe an MTV or E TV personality....if not, then I would settle to be a news anchor...NOT reporter...anchor...I'm not about to tackle high winds and be in the rain!
What do you think of when you look at the stars?
Funny u ask...Ive been wishing on starts since I was a little girl...I think of all things good, bad, sad...To me its like looking up to heaven...So I usually pray....
When you add someone into your cell phone, do you use there real name, or there nickname?
I always provide a "descriptive" because I meet too many people...For example "My lil Bro" instead of Jonathan...I have to save that space in case I meet a Jonathan worth storing in....Or I put in a trait that I like best about that person...besides I dont really store alot of numbers in, you've got to call me to get a number stored in...if you dont call, you dont earn a place in my heart, i mean phone...:)
If you use their real name, do you add there last name?
Yeah...its makes me look professional and important...LOL!
How much information do you ask for before you sleep with someone?
Not too much...j/kidding...I'm hard to get...(clears throat) well now I am...Ask around...you might see me out and about with alot of people, but trust me they AINT hitting it! You've got to put in work, time, money, sincerity, a few all inclusive vacations...u get it...
How long do you date someone before you sleep with them?
I'm too old for all that holding off..LOL...maybe 2 days?...naw, im only kidding...It depends on my attraction...no attraction, no love...and note, I'm not easily attracted to people!
If you could say ONE THING to the president, what would it be?
"Thanks Mr President! You have helped me to believe that becoming President isnt as hard as it seems after all!"
If you could meet ANY president, dead or not, who would it be? Why?
JFK...I love his family...a family of class...and his wife was the ish...If not, Bill Clinton...he was the closest thing to an OG!
If you could get rid of the holiday season, would you? Why?
No because I wouldn't like my profession...I'm off during the holidays, you know? Plus I love Christmas lights, the sound of jingle bells, and music...
IF you could go to any state, which one would you go to and why?
Hmmmm...State? I dunno...can't really miss me with states, but maybe New Mexico...I like mountains...
Would you ever get a personalized license plate?
Not really...the haters AND stalkers are fierce...car might come up missing or damaged or hell I might come up missing...maybe personalized floor mats or head rests though...thats cute!
If you could go back to college, what would you major in?
Go back to college?...wrong person...I conquered all things college...
Before you go to sleep at night, what do you think of?
Thoughts are crazy before sleep at night...I think creatively...sometimes I have to wake out of bed and write it down so I dont forget...I have many Einstein moments right before bed...
What is your favorite kind of weather?
Windy yet Sunny...like a cool breeze...kind of like San Francisco/Miami (minus the Florida rain)
Do you find it a bit unnerving doctors call what they do practice?
I don't trust many doctors...you've got to earn my trust and give me whatever prescriptions I want with unlimited refills! lol...
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Naked...turtles "live" in their own habitats whether it be water or land...lol! Getting ready for my summer job at the Zoo...I'm gonna be a Camp Zoofari teacher! ("Two jobs, work hard, you a bad broad")
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
I too get suicidal at times...I think evil things...killing people, killing myself...I'm bipolar as well, so please dont consider it a hostage situation...lol...I'm only KIDDING...Well, thinking back, am I really?
I've never been a Math person...
Yeah I'm a teacher, but I've never been one to master Mathematics...
Therefore, my timing is ALWAYS off when I try to go vote again for people...
It always tells me I have already voted for that person...I haven't quite been able to count and understand the whole "24 hours" thing...
So I will try later to vote for all my supporters on here!
Until Lunch Time, Chloe
Top of the Morning to all my Family and Friends...
Thanks for all your continued support in my journey to becoming Paris Hilton's New BFF.
You are greatly appreciated!
Please remember to vote daily for me...I know the daily voting can be a hassle for some of you, but just know that I will love you forever and ever and ever and ever for doing this for me! (Ya'll know I don't like ya'll sometimes but voting for me daily will prevent you from falling off my "forever" list...lol)
I would also like to thank the people that I have met on this site...THANKS to all for the votes and remember I will do the same!
Love you and Razzle Dazzle Today, Chloe
The Devil is Busy Today!
There is this person on here (Anna23) harassing me and several other people saying that "Paris is a racist!" and "Why are we even wasting our time?"...How do we remove people? I've flagged the users messages for review...
So...I try to be nice and look where it gets me...
People are leaving testimonials on my page saying they "Don't believe I voted for them"...Funny thing, when I go back to their page and click VOTE, it won't allow me because it says I HAVE ALREADY VOTED!
Side note: Please know that I am a seasoned ADULT...I teach over 180 different children each day as well as troubleshoot technology issues from teachers on my campus....did I mention that I do this EACH DAY?
If I take the time to visit your page, and vote, note that its meant with good intentions. I'm just at work and it's hard to make sure that every vote goes through (although they actually do)...
Let's leave the sass and cattiness outside of chloehouston's page...ok? Understand? Ok? All good? Good!
Now that I got that shit off my chest, let's keep voting for each other! I'm not that damn selfish, not to return a freakin' vote!
Blog Housekeeping Week 6...this is pretty fun!
Thought I would get a head start for week 6...this is like school, and I hate to get behind so here goes...In the words of my pageant coordinator when I was 15, "To be early is to be on time, to be on time is to late, to be late is to be left out"...For Paris, I will be EARLY! Being left out is for losers!
QUESTION:
Tell us about your high school experience. Was it positive/negative? Why?
CHLOE'S ANSWER:
High school was high school...pretty typical. You had your cliques...The class clowns, the cheerleaders, the geeks, the Science Fair winners, the band members, the band majorettes/twirlers, the beauty queens, the Student Council, the Homecoming Court, the high school sorority step team members, the most hated, the somewhat loved...you get it, don't ya?..
The best part for me is that I belong to ALL of these subgroups...yep, all of them! I mean I wasn't awarded "Most Versatile" for nothing! I was popular, I was witty (I won "Most Witty" too) and I tried to do every damn thing under the sun...I came. I saw. I conquered all things high school...
I wrote in everyone's yearbooks "Look for my name in lights, Love Chloe" and alot of people wrote in mine "I will see your name in lights"....so here's my chance. Please, Don't let my high school buddies down! They are depending on me!
I could say it was negative too...Lots of people prejudged me, Then once they got to know the "real" Chloe, they were amazed...
How could one individual be so cute, so humorous, so confident, so ambitious, so talented...just so well-rounded and still be down to earth? Be a believer...It's possible!
Chloe says Goodbye to Video Virginity!
I have successfully uploaded my first video (and the crowd says Amen!)...after hassling and arguing with my kiddo for about an hour...we managed to get 'er done! He had the nerve to get mad at me because he wanted to be recorded saying "Action!"...Check it out and let me know what ya think!
Razzle Dazzle, Chloe
Why Should Chloe Make it to the House?
I want to kick it with Paris...spark a paparazzi movement, you know?...
I'm full of drama, wit and personality...
I'm easy on the eyes...the viewers will always "tune" in...
I like to make people laugh...I would probably put on weekly comedy shows in the house...
I love "ranking" on people and I'm damn good at it...btw, "ranking" is also known as "capping" or "talking about people to make others laugh"...I'm not out to get anyone, UNLESS you test me...I will probably make ya cry!
I love fashion and setting trends...I could probably wear my hair sticking straight in the air like a Troll and be naked wearing only cowboy boots everyday and everyone in the world would be doing it too...
I'm a bitch when the mood strikes...if you're not a pop tart, then I promise not to be a bitch to you (only on occasions)...BUT pop tarts get no love...
I like meeting new people and making friends...
I will keep viewers coming back for more...that's the whole purpose of a TV show...for good ratings? I'm not boring!...
I belong on the A-List...
I would plan kickass parties for Paris to hang out with us in the house...
I'm clean and I don't have body odor...That's important when you're talking about living with someone...
I'm kinda unorganized, but I promise to clean my area at least once a month or so...
I can provide a shoulder to lean on if anyone needs it...I'm a pretty good bestie...
I have "teacher instincts" so I might be a little bossy/bitchy...but you'll look past all that, won't you? Yes you will!....
If I don't make it into the house, I will call MTV ALL DAY and find out where the house is, and make it into the house...I know it's not that easy...but I am unstoppable!!!
I could probably talk about reasons all day...but I'll stop there...
Gosh darn it....VOTE FOR ME!!!
Where My IB's at???
My IB's section is super boring...I'm in need of more IB's "Ideal Besties" that is...Anybody down for the add??? Think we have something in common, or do you simply like my character? Well, lets be ideal besties...I need more!
"Chloe...You're Not Paris Hilton!"
Funny story...
A good guy friend of mine (that knows absolutely nothing about me trying to get cast for this show) and I were talking about money management and how to control spending. I kept expressing my love for the hottest clothing and shoes. He screamed, "Who in the hell do you think you are? Paris Hilton? You can't shop like her! You ain't rich!"
What's funny is he knows nothing about me trying to be her BFF! Paris and I belong together...I'm telling you!
Blog Housekeeping Week 5
QUESTION:
If you have a significant other, do you think being Paris' BFF would break you up? If you
don't have a significant other, explain why you think being Paris BFF would help or hinder you finding one.
ANSWER:
First off, what is a significant other? Do "do boys" count? You know the boys that do whatever you say, and all you have to do is look cute? I have a few of those...but no significant others. Guys tell me I am "too much" for them and how I want "to live too extravagant" and they "can't handle all that!"...Those "No confidence having, I'm so intimidated because I don't have a swag or money like Jay-Z or Kanye, I can't stand Chloe cause she's too much for me" Jackasses! I just might be in true need of an A-list guy that can hold his head up high with me and not be intimidated...
Now back to the question, Okay I've answered why I DON'T have a significant other, so now I have to answer why Paris would help/hinder me in finding one...I mean who actually believes that Paris Hilton would not be an asset for a hot newcomer as myself in finding romance? If you think that, slap yourself two times like a pimp right now for me...Paris is an A-lister! She comes around and shuts shit down...(we are so much alike I swear!)
Paris would definitely HELP me in finding a
"significant other" as you call it because I mean how do you think Nicole Richie found DJ AM? and Joel Madden? Baby Harlow would not be here, trust me!
Not that I'm looking for love (it's way too complicated), but I think Paris just might be able to be "Chuck Woolery" and help make a love connection...and then if not, I'm sure hanging with Paris will lead to some steamy romances that will drive the viewers crazy! Better yet, not only will Paris find true down to earth friendship in me, I just might help her find true love...I'm always hooking somebody up...
View my myspace page!
www.myspace.com/wishingforastar (Add me while you're there)
Lots more pics...lots more ways to get to know me...check it out...btw, I didn't put my "modeling, sexy, seductive" pics on here, because I don't want to get chosen to become a model...I've realized in life, you don't have to show your tits to become famous, just be yourself! When you're hot, you're hot and there is NOTHING anyone can do about it!
I want to get chosen for being a super bitch who Paris should meet before we leave this Earth!
Anywho, I'm blogging to much today (I don't have to teach for the rest of the day, so I'm chillaxin all day)
RazzleDazzle, Chloe
A few of my interview questions...
as far as answers go, get YOUR own...Remember, I don't do well with followers...
Describe your current day to day life: Well by day I am an educator...I love the kids and giving back. BUT by night, baby you can find me in all the hottest nightspots in my area. That is if I havent booked a first class flight for a weekend or night out of my own city of Houston. I am always the center of attention..at work, at the club, at the mall, at any restaurant...people stop and stare...no really they do! I dine out at least 5 nights a week...I'm not talking Mickey D's, I'm talking surf and turf at a 5 star restaurant. I'm a baby baller but I live life like I make 6 figures every day of my life! Wouldn't have it any other way!
What do you do for a fabulous night out? I always have to have a driver...in case I get wasted and cant remember anything the next morning...plus I have an entourage so we all have to hang out in style. After going through hair and makeup (yes I have to have professional makeup and hair when I go out on the town...they call me a diva), I find the hottest threads in my closet. (I can NOT be seen in the same thing TWICE on the club scene in my city) I get dressed over a few shots of tequila and head out to the club where VIP awaits my arrival. I pop bottles and dance on tables...talk about a good time!
How do you get what you want? My looks and brains. People are amazed that not all cute girls are dumb! Lol
Are you a popular person? How so? Duh? Are you even reading the previous responses...I would call that a popular person. Im popular because everyone wants to recreate my style, they want to travel to the places I travel to, wear the expensive clothes I wear, carry the top of the line handbags...Its not easy being Chloe though...I get tons of hits on myspace everyday and I dont even have to take off my clothes! They love me because I keep it real and Im unstoppable. Many people live vicariously through me...I have it all written in emails for proof too!
Do you consider yourself “FABULOUS?” How so? Fabulous is an understatement! I am currently working on a new term to add to the dictionary...Maybe Paris and I can come up with something. I am "fabulous" because I have everything most women want, a stable career, all kinds of men that do whatever I say, good friends and more waiting in line, everything fashionable to mind, I travel first class once or twice a month to my destination of choice...so many people admire me!
Why do you think you could fit in with the socialite circle? I have everything that they have...just less money! They would be in line to be friends with me...I fit in...I have been to clubs and celebs have even stared at me to see if I was one of "them."
List 3 qualities do you think makes the perfect BFF? 1) I listen well...I talk a lot but always have a listening ear when needed. 2) I make people laugh when they are feeling blue and go through all the drama in life. 3) I'm dependable and consistent. If I say I'm gonna do it, I do it. I don’t change up my thoughts...and I will kick ass for my BFF's!
What qualities do you think makes the perfect CELEBRITY BFF? I am someone who has tough skin. I've learned that people whose feelings get hurt easily are not good for Hollywood! I don’t give a damn what people say about me! I am me, you either accept it or move around! And since no one wants to see any "ugly" faces and not so fashionable faces on the A-list, this gives me a little bump up to the top. I wouldn't have to be made over....I already consider myself a celebrity so why not live out the real celebrity life as Paris' BFF. I also know what its like to not be liked by others, hated on, given mean looks and everyone wanting to be in your company.
What similarities AND differences do you share with Paris Hilton? We are similar in that we demand attention everywhere we go. We create "catchy" phrases that the whole world eventually ends up finds themselves saying. We are demanding, you better acknowledge us or there will be trouble! We have the cutest dogs in Hollywood, My dogs name is Heiress (I actually named her after Paris). We so go together like PB&J! We are different in that I'm a Hood Heiress...My dad doesn’t own the Hilton but he's made his way and is successful! Paris and I could teach each other a lot!
The A-List scene can be a cruel one . . . How would you vie for the attention you deserve? “Cruel”...I love cruelty (especially from people who try to compete with me) I make their freakin’ jaws drop! Anytime Paris and I step out, even if its just to go shoe shopping, we would be COA...all over the weekly publications...I can see it now. People will want to be in our entourage! I would get attention because people aren’t used to seeing smart girls that are cute and fashionable. I might be able to teach the so-called “A List scene” a thing or two!
What major celebrity most reminds you of yourself and why? Probably Donald Trump. I like his demeanor. He is professional and kind of arrogant. He doesn’t let anyone say anything negative about him, with retaliation! I'm a verbal martial artist and I chop people up with words...I make them feel really low!
Why do you want to be famous? I'm already famous locally, but I think the world should get to know me. I watch MTV and I'm like I could so be on here and make the ratings go berserk! I would prefer to be famous because being famous can allow me to be a leader for others and give back...I like giving back! If I were famous, I would probably try to move a mountain...wait that’s too much, but hell probably so!
What would you do to stay on top? Stay on top and ride...literally...Lol! No seriously, I can't fail. I have been on top my whole life. I don’t know what its like to be a peasant and commoner.
What about you will make you a perfect replacement for Paris’ Ex BFF? I will challenge Paris for the better....challenge her to make the most of who she is. Inspire her. Help her gain the respect she deserves! Make her feel brand new, wait that sounds gay, but you get my drift. She and I will both expose each other to new exciting things…it’s like we will “upgrade” each other in various ways…
As Paris sang in “Jealousy” on her smash 2006 album self titled album “Paris,” “Jealousy, jealousy, its such an evil thing to watch someone have.” What does Paris have that you might be Jealous of, and why? I’m sure she has more shoes than me that I can't fit...her feet are bigger than mine! That pisses me off because I love shoes and I know hers are hot! To hell with boobs and lips, do they have of any foot enlargement products on the market? Or better yet, we get Paris a foot reduction cause I’m not really prepared to handle big ass feet!
Do you have a mug shot? No…at least not yet
What is the ultimate fashion accessory? A cute bitch on the side of me so that we get all the attention! It’s nothing like being able to steal the scene and be watched like a blowfish that’s about to blow in a fish tank. Pretty Girls have all the fun!
Are you in a current relationship? Hell No...no one can accomodate me...they tell me I dont need an "average" man! Men sure can lack confidence, I tell ya!
Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? Probably so…don’t remember though
How long does it take you to get ready? With a hair and makeup stylist to assist, not long, about 1 hour tops...Divas move quickly! I always arrive fashionably late though
If you were a cocktail, what would you be? A Water Moccasin...ready to attack any haters or fool that tries to test me!
Describe your family life? I am the princess of my family. I am adored and have always been the favorite child and grandchild. My dad is even scared of me. He sends me messages through my sister so that I won’t "snap" at him when he tells me something. I have an 8 year old son. He told me one day "Mom you're so 'designive'...everyone you go people ask you where you get your clothes from!"....real talk! The kid said it! I thought "designive" was a neat way to describe myself!
You and Paris end up on the cover of every gossip magazine. What must you two have done to obtain this infamy? Probably kicked a paparazzo’s ass for having a camera too close, then WE became the paparazzi after we jacked his camera and took pictures of HIM! You never get too close to a super bitch unless you know her! Take pictures at a distance!
A hottie isn’t feeling Paris, but is allover you, what do you do? She'll be okay and get over it. Divas don't cry over spoiled milk…It’s in our Code of Conduct manual...we will always have more hotties waiting in line...One hottie don’t spoil no show!
The paparazzi are snapping away while Paris is blocking your amazing outfit, what do you do? I would say "Move over Bitch...Your shoes are hot but You know my dress is cuter!" And move over to my own section and begin to steal the show...Paris will probably wonder why none of the cameras were no longer flashing before her eyes...she'll look over and see that its ME, her BFF!
A door man doesn’t let you in the club where Paris awaits, plead your case: "But wait, I'm with Paris...come on now, you know me. Did you forget me already? Let me help you remember" (a kiss on the lips follows my plea)..After he gets up falling to the floor, I ask for his phone number and I never have trouble at that club EVER again!
Complete this sentence: Friends don’t let friends Shop Alone! We must always shop together...you can't have hotter shit than me!
Things that Annoy Chloe to the 10th Power
*Phone calls without leaving a voice message…I will not call ya ass back!
*People that lie to fit in and be accepted…just be yourself, okay?
*People that want to be more than what they really are
*People who steal my style, character, ideas, thoughts…pretty much people who try to be me…I’m way too fast for you and 10 laps ahead, you’ll eventually get tired and run out of water!
*For a minute there, I was beginning to think I didn't like people at all!...I really don't do people well, I have to really like you and you have to have some type of "spunk" about yourself...you really can't be a follower...Sorry, don't do followers!
*Politics…its misleading, they lie, I don’t like it…
*(Back to people)...People that depend on the welfare system…It’s one thing to get assistance just to help you get off your feet, while you go to school, find a new job, etc. but depending on it forever, is nonsense…
*Guys that get mad after being rejected…The ones that say “Awe, Bitch you aint all that!”…but wait, you wanted me 10 seconds ago…
*Guys that try to talk to me that look like they are younger than my younger brother…like 15 years old or so…
*Guys that wear the waist of their pants on their knees…Grow up why don’t ya?
*Guys that wear too much diamond jewelry (5 necklaces, 2 pinky rings, 2 oversized earrings weighing down your earlobes, and a humongous watch with diamonds everywhere)…Okay so you have a little change to spend on “jewelry”, we all see that, pawn that shit and put it in a 401K, cause you know you ain’t got a legit job! I think that’s a hood dudes way of saying “Momma I made it!”
*Okay enough of guys…What about gaining weight?
Why do we have to gain weight?…that annoys me…Why can’t we all just stay one size?
*Silent Farts that stink...gross!
*People that don’t smell fresh…Soap is inexpensive and water comes out freely…take a bath, please! Ugh! People really annoy me, can't ya tell?
*People that drive too slow…move out the way please!
*Gold Diggin' Bitches: Please get ya own endz...It's one thing to need a little financial assistance every now and then, but don't go out in search of the richest man...please, make ya own...Men these days want a I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T beyotch!!! Real talk, Guys these days are like "So what do you do for a living?"...lol!
I know that there is more that annoys me...I just can't think of it right now...I'll be back...Razzle Dazzle for the rest of the day, Chloe
Things that Make Chloe Feel Good...
*Using (dot, dot, dot)…I always use this…It’s like my way of continuing my thinking process like a way of saying “Stay with me, I’m on to another thought”…If I don’t use (dot, dot, dot), then my thoughts stop in a way…I’m kind of neverending….
*Shopping with no reason to check my bank account…I love unlimited shopping sprees…Every now and then, I treat myself to them. I call them "The Black Card Experience"...ha!
*A new pair of shoes…its like therapy…
*Seeing my family happy…I get a tingly feeling inside when my family actually gets along and are happy (very seldom)
*Taking mini-weekend vacations…It’s like my personal way of getting away from the world
*Being able to actually fit into 80% of the clothing in my closet…most of the time, I can only fit 15% of what’s there…too tight, too short, too big, too small, too long, outgrown…damn it already!
*Going to school…I’m a geek on the inside. One thing people can’t steal from you is your knowledge…They may try to act smart, but there’s nothing like the real thing…
*Eating…eating…eating…Mexican food…
*Being pampered… “Chloe, darling, do you need anything?”
*Black Horses…they are so peaceful and pretty…
*Flamingos…they’re unique, tropical, and stand on one leg…
*Staying at a 6 star hotel…The experience is so personalized…they call you by your last name with respect and dignity and treat you like the princess you are…treat yourself to one real soon!
*The drive-thru at Chikfila…It’s like a 5star fast food place…They always say “My Pleasure!” when you ask for something…I don’t even like the food, well I like the fries…but I just kind of go there because I know it will be a pleasant experience….
*Funny kids…I love children that make me laugh…
*Having someone educated to talk to that I can use “big” words have they are not “offended” like I am trying to “outsmart” them…I’m sorry that the more you read and learn, the better your vocabulary becomes…Words that are typically “small” words used in conversation are “big” to others but whatever…
*The beach…anywhere tropical with waves crashing…talk about beauty!
*Having kick ass parties!
*The fact that “Nobody can define me but me” (Model Alek Wek said that but I agree)…I’m happy to know who I am, where I am going, and where I eventually want to be…
*Being in this competition...It has proven that I am confident enough to pursue my dreams and become the person I truly want to be in life! It's time that this local celebrity be upgraded a tad!
I auditioned!!!
So I got a call for an audition in Houston this past weekend!!!
The interview was about 20-30 minutes long and SUPER FUN! It was definitely an experience!
I truly think I would be an asset to the show if chosen...Ratings would be berserk! I like to keep people coming back for more!
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! -Cyndi Lauper
I sat back and was thinking of the perfect song for things that go on in my life and this song popped to mind...Although I was super young when this song came to radio, I still remember the words like it was yesterday. I mean I couldn't truly understand exactly what Cyndi was saying, but I mean hell I didn't know what "Like a Virgin" was either...lol!
Ok so on to the reason for the blog...
This song is the story of my life...I haven't even told my mother that I was auditioning for this show because the first thing she woulds say is "Chloe you're too old for that shit" (yeah every last word my old momma would say with emphasis on "SHIT!") anywho, whatever I do in life, nobody understands...I think my "spontaneousism" intimidates alot of people...yeah, including my parents...I mean what else can they say for me to do in life; go to med school, become a laywer? What? I've accomplished quite a bit, more than anyone probably ever thought I would accomplish with having a kiddo in my early 20's...but who gives a damn?! I live life backwards like "Hollywoodians"...we don't follow the rules...We do whatever comes to mind...we have good, solid, SPONTANEOUS, fun, and people, including family and friends, just don't understand us!
Razzle Dazzle, Chloe
The 1986 Discovery
How I became the leader of the COA society...
At 6 years old, I walked into my grandparents "juke joint" called the "Superstar."(If you don't know what a juke joint is, it's a small club-like environment with a juke box...so smokey that you would think you were dying of lung cancer, old people sipping whiskey, me, I would always order a cold Shirley Temple (Sprite with a lil Grenadine added), and old school music playing like BB King, Johnny Taylor, etc).
The "Superstar" was a place I would frequent as a little girl because my I lived with Ganny and Papaw and it was their place of business. It was boring in the place one day so I decided to spruce things up a bit...
I climbed up on a bar stool, stood in the center of the bar, and began to sing Madonna's "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs (don't ask why I chose that song at 6 years old; I was a wild child...well I still am)...Everyone stopped in their conversations and drunken juke joint thoughts to watch me and after I got each and every person's attention, they all cheered and said "I just know lil Chloe will be a star one day!"
This is the day I discovered that I could get all the attention I deserved, just by simply being myself and demanding it!
Maybe my grandparents named the club "Superstar" for a reason...hmmmmmmm...
Chloe, President of the Center of Attention Society
Until next time, Razzle Dazzle
Uncensored.Uncut.Unconcerned.
Get a closer look at the real me very soon. I will be uploading videos this week! Stay tuned!
Razzle Dazzle, Chloe
Everyone's got a Good, Bad, and Ugly Side...Here's Mine!
The Good, Bad, and Ugly...Witty, Ambitious, Versatile, Crowd Pleaser, Loves Bad Boys, High off Life, Center of Attention "COA" Society Leader, Believer in the Power of Prayer and His Miracles, Mother, Educator, Aspiring Humanitarian, Leader, Positively Sure of Who She Is, Inspiring, Overachiever, Spontaneous, Unstoppable, Shoe Fanatic, Child at Heart, Outspoken, Fashionista, Verbal Martial Artist, Candid, Trendsetter, Jetsetter, Moody, Cancer, Sometimes Selfish, Always Undecided, Sarcastic, Unceremonious, Generous When the Mood Strikes, Occasional Complainer and Controller, and a Consistent Bitch.
Check out my myspace page!
www.myspace.com/wishingforastar
You are more likely to vote for me after reviewing...;)
Paris needs someone comparable to her that can walk in her shoes and share the limelight...well not exactly about the shoes because her feet are larger than mine...Damn, Paris! Does that mean we can't share our shoe collection? Vote for me!
Such a good candidate...
Not too many people are as versatile as myself. I live life like I am a celebrity. I travel first class whenever I feel like doing so, I shop when I want to, I wear the best of clothing...oh yeah, and I'm educated. Not too many people can have that to back them! I am always the center of attention. Everyone loves me when I come around and when I walk in a club, I get envious stares just as a celeb would. They want my shoes, my clothes, my friends, my life, my man, my everything! I'm famous, not almost famous, you just haven't met me yet...now that's what you call a Super Hot New BFF for Paris!
