My Crazy Life!

So, I'm at work the other night and I get a text message. Not something out of the ordinary, right? Well, this one was! Someone had obviously texted the wrong person (me) by accident...and the result was hilarious!

Their text read: "Hey i had a falafel from cedars and now i'm crapping my butt off i think i might have to take a rain check on the drink..."

Now, being the nice girl that I am, I don't want this poor diarrhea-ridden stranger to then have their friend pissed at them for standing them up. Plus, well, I wanted to hear their voicemail to see if it was possibly somebody I could identify. So, I called them back and left the following voicemail.

"Hey, sorry to hear about your diarrhea issues, but I don't actually know you, so I think you texted the wrong person. So, if you have plans with someone, you might want to resend that text, because they don't know you cancelled. Hope you feel better soon! Bye!"

The moral of the story folks: Don't eat falafel from Cedars...it gives you diarrhea. (Plus, it tastes like diarrhea going in. Get your falafel from Evelyns, like any sane falafel eater.) Also, check the digits before you text. Strangers will wind up hearing about your explosive bowel movements and post about it on websites for the world to see. Diarrhea is bad enough, you don't want to pile world-wide mockery on top of it!

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