Elliott4paris's Blog
what i really want
is to be cast on the show! the producers have no idea what they're missing by not letting people under 21 onto the show!!! you'd LOVE me, i PROMISE.
and as for Paris, YOU'D LOVE ME, TOO! I love paris hilton with all of my heart, and i would do anything for her. i would make SUCH a bff.
keep voting =]
the plight
so yesterday i found out that you had to be 21 to be cast. i do not understand why i could register as a "hopeful" (and believe me, i was EXTREMELY hopeful) only to have my dreams crushed because i am not at the legal age to consume alcohol. i know how paris likes her drink drank, but that doesn't mean she can't have friends that don't drink. hell, i'll be her designated driver so we don't have a repeat of last summer! this is all sorts of ridiculous.
number three looks like michael jackson. that isn't a compliment.
i suppose, keep voting.
-elliott
in the meantime
well, it's been while since i've added my videos, so for those of you who are waiting, i'll post the link to them on youtube! enjoy
AND VOTE FOR ME!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HSmp-1YDnrQ
nothing in this world can stop us tonight!
so i am sitting in my room listening to music and thinking about my life. (obvii, i am listening to paris hilton!)
i really think i can win this. i really do! i, of course, need your votes, but i really think i have a chance at this! especially because most of the other people here are just after fame, but i am looking to be paris' best friend! how many of the people on this site would still be willing to be paris' friend if being on television wasn't involved? not many, i can tell you that! i really love paris, and i would be a GREAT best friend for her. she will love me and i will love her!
paris, we were made to be best friends!!!
vote for me =]
HAHA!
so i'm doing what i normally do in the morning, you know, checkin' the myspace like we all do, and i see that i have a new message! how sweet.
it's from the mysterious LOLA, who has her profile blocked and a picture of a flower as her default (must be ashamed.) this is what LOLA said:
"your vlog fucking sucks and your gay as hell
your not funny at all
you just sit there and talk like a fat fucking queer
go suck a dick you fat fucking homo.
youll never get to see paris hilton.
dam i hate homos"
now, i do not know how LOLA found my myspace, but she must have done some serious stalkage to find it. AWKWARD! who has that much time on their hands, seriously? LAME!
anyway, at first i wasn't going to respond to LOLA. she's beneath me, and is a piece of trash as we all know. but then i realized that she did, in fact, deserve a response. this is what i said:
"a person that gives discriminating remarks is only upset because they themselves are what they proclaim others to be. just want to say sorry for your low self esteem issues, it will get better.
oh, and next time you try to insult me over the internet (yeah, real cool lola!) learn how to spell. "
i found that response on somebody else's page where somebody had been harassing them as well. i thought it was fitting, so i added the bit about misspellings (my pet peeve when you're harassing me online. haha.) and sent it on its way to LOLA. if she responds, which i am sure she will, seeing that she has nothing better in her life to do that to stalk people on myspace (real cool!!) i will obvii not say anything back to her, just laugh at her stupidity and the fact that she is too afraid of people to have a real picture of herself as her default.
i don't care if you like me, just so long as you vote for me! thanks for the votes, guys, and keep them coming!!
fakes
so i am searching around the site and i just have to say...
i think it's really annoying all the fake people on here! if you don't want to be here for paris, then leave!! this isn't about being on television and it isn't about becoming famous, it's about becoming best friends with a girl who has been hurt by her best friends of the past. since i've been hurt by best friends of the past, i know what it's like, too!
looking at the people with lots of votes, they're all models, internet whores, etc who are just trying to get famous. none of them ACTUALLY care about paris!
if you're going to vote, vote for somebody who really wants to be here for the right reasons, like me! =] granted, i would make for great tv and be fun to watch, but that's not why i want to do this. i want to do this for paris!
is this forreal?
Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?
Of course I am fabulous, everyone is. After all, if you don't think you're fabulous, who will?
What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF?
The same qualities that would make me a perfect BFF to anyone! I am hilarious, fun to be around, and always having a good time. I'm also there for you when you need it, and I won't hurt you. DUH!
What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?
Me and Paris share a lot of similarities in that we are both funny and well-liked, and we like to make other people happy. Paris is a pleaser, and so am I! I can't really think of how me and Paris are different, because we're so similar.
It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?
It doesn't matter what other people say about you, so who cares what the media posts? The only people that matter are the people who love you, and that's who you have to worry about. Maintaining the lime light would be easy because I don't care what other people think about me, and that's the honest truth. =]
