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I FINALLY MET PARIS!!!!!!!
O.K. Im gagging!!!!!! Last Saturday I was at T.Moblie Party wit my Boy BFFs Geo, Corey my music producer and my super model gal pal Aggy, she is such a sweetie!!!!
Anyways, I was trickin out my blackberry in the gifting suite and Corey and Geo were like: "are you ready to meet your future BFF, Paris???" my heart started racing!!!!!!!!!!
Long Story short heres the dirt:
Geo: "Jonny just go talk to her, I know Benji and have met Paris before, its cool, just dont act so crazy."
So i walked right up to her and w/o sayin a word i wraped my arms around her and gave her a BIG hug....she seemed a lil confused at first but the recognized me!!!!
Me: PARIS WE ARE ABOUT TO BE BFFs!!!!!!!!
Paris: LOVEZ IT!!!!!!Are you having fun?
Me: Yes, my Daddy just moved me here from NYC and i dont have a BFF I know we would be a perfect match to wreek havoc on the streets and partiez of Hollywood!!!!!
Paris: OMG I LOVEZ IT!!!!!! YOU ROCK!!!!!
Geo: Sorry he had toooo many Red Bulls and is a lil nutz and really wants to be your new BFF!!!!!
Paris: I LOVEZ HIM, Hes GORGEOUS!!!!!!!
So then I shook Benjis hand and gave him that "you better get used to me" look that i give to my other gal pals super macho boy toys. He seemed pretty cool with it and i could tell he is super in love wit Paris so hopefully i wont have to read him in the future. So I let them have alone time cuz i dident wanna be like a 3rd wheel...thats not chic to do when your BFF is chillin wit her man.
Later on in the night Me and Aggy were havin a Vogue off on the dance floor and Benji and Geo started to chit chat. Just then
D.J. AM started playin Daft Punk :Digital Love and Paris skipped up and started DANCING WITH ME AND WE HAD A SING ALONG!!!!!!
"Last night I had a dream about you
In this dream I'm dancing right beside you
And it looked like everyone was having fun
the kind of feeling I've waited so long
Don't stop come a little closer
As we jam the rythm gets stronger
There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun
We were dancing all night long
The time is right to put my arms around you
You're feeling right
You wrap your arms around too
But suddenly I feel the shining sun
Before I knew it this dream was all gone
Ooh I don't know what to do
About this dream and you
I wish this dream comes true"
IT WAS PURLY MAGICAL!!!!!!!!
After that me and co. bounced and went to my buddy/ best fashion designer in the world Jeremy Scott's party at Frank Sinatra's old house. What an insane awesome amazing night!!!!!
LOVE YA GIRL!!!!! MEAN IT!!!!!
xoxoxo
Jonny Makeup
ROUND 8 Blog Homework
How do you think being Paris' BFF would change your personality? Would it be a postive or negative change?
Allz I have to say about that is my personality has never changed since i came outta my biological Mommyz belly!!!!! My personality never has and never will change when me and Paris become besties.
Luv Ya Mean It
xoxo
Jonny Makeup
ROUND 7 BLOG HOMEWORK
Do you think your current friends would be jealous of your potential friendship with Paris? Why/Why not?
My friends would not be jealous cause Paris said it herself, jealousy is such an evil thing and I dont hang out with people that do evil things!!!!
Also my friends would probably be a lil happy that I was always with Paris cus wont be annoying them so much!!!!!
Love ya mean it!!!
xox
Jonny Makeup
ROUND 6 BLOG HOMEWORK
Q. Tell us about your high school experience. Was it positive/negative? Why?
A. Well as Dolly Parton once said: I grew up poor and ragged, just a simple country gal, I wanted to be pretty more than anything in the world, like Barbie or the models in the Fredricks Catalog!! From Rags to Wishes!!!!!!
I went to High School in the Coal Region in PA, a town called Mount Carmel, its one town over from Centralia...this semi famous town. The coal under the ground has been of fire for years...its crazy everything looks dead!!!!! Its a real small town. Everyone knows your business its jock/hick place. I'm not ashamed of it though! Hilary Clinton says 'it takes a village' and the whole town pretty much helped raise me. They knew I was a Diamond in a Coal Region World. Not to get all Nicole Ritchie but isnt that the REAL truth about diamonds....don't they come from coal?????
Anyways High School was pretty rad and positive, because I made the most of it!!! Despite going to rehab twice, I mean it happens to almost every Hollywood It Girl(destined ones or ones that are already there).
I came out of the closet around 14. It wasent really a shock to anyone. My girls were really supportive. The Jocks were kinda cool about it, I think they were just scared to be mean to me because of my biological Dad, Hammerin' Hank!!! I love him he's really overprotective of me, like that one Britney song!
High School was great I even was the Prom King!!!
I mean yeah I got got called 'fag' and 'freak' a few times, but i know at an early age that there is no such thing as negative attention. It good to keep people wondering and talking about you...Just like my future BFF said in her book "Confessions of Heiress"!!!
Luv Ya, Mean It!!!
xoxoxo
Jonny Makeup
VIDEO HOMEWORK
O.K. So it took forever to get my videos up cuz the Admin Master says somthin wit macs whe you try to upload your videos......ugh!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways I think we finally got it! It will be up sooon.
So the question is:
When I become Paris' New BFF(cuz everyone knows imma win anyways) What activity would I want to do wit her the most?
DUH!!!!! DANCE TO PARIS SONGS ALL DAY AND NIGHT LONG!!!!!!!!! AND SING TO HER!!!!!!
MORE QUESTIONS
I JUST WANTED TO ANSWER MORE QUESTIONS ABOUT MYSELF CUZ I LOVE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT MYSELF:
Describe your current day to day life
Well, im usually back and forth from NY to L.A. Right now in L.A.
So I wake up in my Daddy's Castle, have Maria make me an instant ice coffee, then i check myspace, then i get a shower, pick out the perfect costume of the day then a driver pics me up and takes me to my Daddy's factory there i help at photo shoots, product development and basicly, runnin a muck entertaning people, singing and flirting wit all the cute boys who work there;)
The last couple days, after work i sneak to the recording studio and have been workin on my solo POP demo with the most amazing producer!!! I have to keep it a secret from my Daddy cause he would scream his head off at me if he found out cuz he dosen't want me to be a superstar, he wants me to take over his empire when he's finished!!!!!
Then my friends pick me up and take me to the club so i can welcome myself to the Hollywood club scene!!!!!!!!!
What do you do for a fabulous night out?
Picking out the craziest outfit, have my buddies pick me up for tha club, then gettin photographed a lot, by blogarazzi! l like to pretend they are real paparazzi!! I drink bunches of Red Bull and go crazy Vouging on the dance floor. Then I like to go to In-n-Out Burger for a night time snack and the bring my friends back to my Daddy's Castle and have a gossip and a Girls Club Meeting!
How would your friends describe your BEST qualities?
Well in the words of one of my higher power who I choose to call, Dolly Parton:
"I grew up poor and ragged, just a simple country girl. i wanted to be pretty more than anything in the word, like Barbie or the models in the Fredricks Catalog. From rags to wishes in my dreams, I could have it all!!!
IM JUST A BACKWOODS BARBIE, TOO MUCH MAKEUP TOO MUCH HAIR, DONT BE FOOLED BY THINKIN THAT THE GOODS ARE NOT ALL THERE,
dont let those false eyelashes lead you to believe that Im as shallow as i look cause i run TRUE AND DEEP!!!!!!"
Thats what my friends would say!
How would your friends describe your WORST qualities?
Well they would say I'm soo persistant and goal driven to the point that it is annoying!
How do you get what you want?
well before i would whine to get what i wanted but Oprah said to watch this DVD called "The Secret" so i did and realizied that i got what i wanted my whole life cus i have sucha positive outlook that just manifest what i want!
Are you a popular person? How so?
yeah i have a buch of myspace friends and my friends, Gravy Train!!!! even wrote a song about me and I'm not even all that famous yet and i get celeb sited by fans all the time!!!!! Just today in Starbucks one of the workesr was like "OMG JONNY MAKEUP!!!!!! I LOVE YOU! and i was all "THANKS GURL, LOVE U 2 MEAN IT!!!!!!"
Are you usually the center of attention? Why?
YES YES YES. Since i dont drink or do drugs, attention is my fave drug in the world! Im addicted!!!!
Are you usually the leader, or the sidekick? How so?
well Im into both positions cause i was born super versatile!!!!!!
What is the wildest thing you have ever done?
I said it a thousand times!!!!!!! Its when i was at the Magic Trade Show in Las Vegas for my Daddy's Company and I snuck away from his booth to try to meet Paris at hers,but her body guards and manager wouldent let me in!!!! I just wanted to tell her that i was an Heiress too and give her free thongs and swim suits!!! So I started singing Paris songs at the top of my lungs and thew the gift bag at her manager, then i realized that she was too busy working to meet me!!! so I wasn't mad cuz Heiress' have to work too!!!!!
Do you consider yourself FABULOUS? How so?
Duh!!!!! Look at my pics/looks on myspace, (www.myspace.com/ilovejonnymakeup) you can see how fab I am. Also, my image has been captured, published and featured on countless nightlife mags, websites books like Misshapes and what not! also my friends Gravy Train!!!! even wrote a song about how fab I'am!!!!!!!!!!! I even get paid to go to parties i even have a 1099 tax form to prove it! HOW FABULOUS?!
Why do you think you could fit in with the socialite circle?
beacuse I already do fit it to the socialite circle!!!!
List 3 qualities you think makes a perfect BFF?
#1 I cant get pregnant so i wont flake on Paris to take care of some baby.
#2 Im super gay so we cant fight over boys
#3 I already have a list of people who want to be my friend too!!!!!!
What qualities do you think makes the perfect CELEBRITY BFF?
well I already am a celeb in the underground scene, so im ready to be a mainstream BFF.
What similarities AND differences do you share with Paris Hilton?
Im an Heiress tooo! Im the Heiress of Americas Fastest Growing Retailer.
We also have the same shoe size...well almost, but im sure we can share!!!
like i said before what makes us diferent is I'm more of a Underground/Downtown "It Girl". My celebrity exists in the nitty gritty more camp nightlife circuit. I think it would be gorgeous if Paris and I took over both scenes!!!!!!
The A-List scene can be a cruel one... How would you get the attention you deserve?
Lets just say that my persona, my image, my willingness my persistence and my sunshine is one that is hard to forget!!!!!!!
What major celebrity most reminds you of yourself and why?
My Grandma Tootie and every old school person i ever met has always told me that i was born a modern day young Jerry Lewis!!!!!
If you became a celebrity, what secret would you be most fearful of getting out?
when i become a celeb i will sell my secrets to the gossip mags for millions!!!!!
Why do you want to be famous?
ever since i was a little boy i knew i was graced wit the gift of celebrity, that i was blessed with that special ge ne sais quoi!!!!
The reason why i want to be famous is because i want to show that small town boy/girl who is stuck in middle America and feeling trapped and wants to get out and has a ray of sunshine inside of them that is bursting to shine....i wanna show them that NOTHING is IMPOSSIBLE and dreams come true!!!!! I'm the underdog for all the dreamers!!!!!!!
What would you do to stay on top?
I would do the same thing i did everyday since i was born, never give up on my dreams.
What about you will make you a perfect replacement for Paris' Ex BFF?
24/7 girls club and shanaginns!!!!! SHOWS!!!!! LAUGHS LAUGHS LAUGHS!!!!
Bloopers all the time!!!!!!
What does Paris have that you might be Jealous of, and why?
she has more pets than me!!!!! im jealous cuz my Daddy wont let me get more pets!!!!!!
Do you have a mug shot?
no
What is the ultimate fashion accessory?
everything Jeremy Scott!!!!!!!!!!
Are you currently in a relationship?
EW NO! I never had a real boyfriend!!!!
Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
DUH!!!!!
How long does it take you to get ready?
it all dependes if my team is working that day or not, somdays i have to help me and my Daddy get ready at the same time. 30 mins to 1hr.
If you were a cocktail, what would you be?
SHIRLEY TEMPLE, made with RED BULL!!!!!!!
Choose one dream date:
MADONNA
Describe your family life?
I already told you that I have been adopted at the tender age of 21 by Dov Charney. I live in his Castle half the year in L.A. and when I'm not on tour, I'm in my NYC apartment when the weather is nice.
I told you, growing up, I was a Backwoods Barbie.
I was raised by my Grandma Tootie, who was one of the best seamstress in the Tri-County Area.
I still see my biological parents, my real Dad is an autobody mechanic, who re-married my Mom's Ex BFF. My Mom re-married her high scool sweet heart, who is now a Minister. All of my family member are totally supportive of me and my dreams.
What is the highest level of education you completed and where?
i graduated High Scool and went to Fashion School in Philly. I decided that I should be the one wearing the creations, not the one designing them. So i dropped out, became a phone sex operator discuising my voice as a woman....then i moved to NYC where i met my Daddy.
You and Paris end up on the cover of every gossip magazine. What must you two have done to obtain this infamy?
probably pulling a funny prank on a boy who pissed us off!!!!!
A hottie isn't feeling Paris, but is all over you, what do you do?
Tell him to move to the left to the left. My former BFF, who I choose to call Cruella stole my Myspace crush and it was the worst feeling I ever felt so I would never do that to Paris!!!!
The paparazzi are snapping away while Paris is blocking your amazing outfit, what do you do?
After they get her shoot, I will kindly ask her and the paparazzi to properly document my look too!!!!!!!
A door man doesn't let you in the club where Paris awaits, plead your case:
Well the one time this door man in Vegas wouldent let me in cause he said my Jeremy Scott pants were toooooo crazy for the event, so i went to the back of the line, took my pants completly off and when i got to the front i was like, I changed. He tried to call security but luckly the guy who was doin the party texed me back and made the door bitch let me in!!!!!!!!!!!
Door Girls have nuttin on me!!!!
Complete this sentence: Friends don't let friends
...MISS A SAMPLE SALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLOG HOMEWORK 4/10
Question:If you
don't have a significant other, explain why you think being Paris BFF would help or hinder you finding one.
Well, I never had a real boyfriend, just crushes that I hang out with now and again. I can take boys or leave em'!!!! I'm really don't want or need a boy toy, i just wanna be Paris' BFF DUH!!!! So all my time will be spent wit Paris!!!!! and when she needs alone time with Benji, i will just go hang out wit one of my stupid crushes!!!!!
Luv Ya, Mean It
Jonny Makeup
FOR EVERYONES CONCERN!!!!!!!!
I DIDENT GET FAKE VOTES!
MY DADDY POSTED MY LINK ON HIS COMPANY WEBSITE!!!!!!
ALSO MY REALLY IMPORTANT AND AWESOME FRIENDS BLOGGED & POSTED TO SUPPORT MY QUEST TO BE PARIS' NEW BFF!!!!!!! SEE FOR YOUR SELF:
http://www.americanapparel.net/presscenter/dailyupdate/dailyUp.asp?d=30&t=1025
http://thenewpaul.blogspot.com/
http://wickedphobica.blogspot.com/
www.myspace.com/themisshapes
THIS IS A CONTEST!!!!!!! PLAY UP AND DON'T BE BABIES, LADIES!!!!!!
LOVE YA, MEAN IT,
JONNY MAKEUP
My Daddy Wants you to vote for me!!!!!!
http://www.americanapparel.net/presscenter/dailyupdate/dailyUp.asp?d=30&t=1025
GRRRRrrrrr!!!!!
Why is it taking forever for my videos to be accepted????????
I didn't do anything nasty in em I swear!!!!!!!!
xoxoxo
Jonny Makeup
QUESTIONZzz
1)What Similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?
Well I'm an Heiress too, my Daddy owns America's Fastest Growing Retailer, American Apparel, so we already have that in common. I also love fashion, beauty,shopping and I'm a pop singer too!!!!
What makes us different is that I'm more of a Underground/Downtown "It Girl". My celebrity exists in the nitty gritty more camp nightlife circuit. I think it would be gorgeous if Paris and I took over both scenes!!!!!!
2) What qualities make you the perfect BFF?
Well, I'm super gay so, we wouldn't fight over boys, just help each other find new ones!!!! Also, I can't get pregnant, so i won't ever ignore Paris to take care of some baby. Being a BFF is 24/7 job!!!!
3) Do you consider yourself fabulous? How So?
Duh!!!!! Look at my pics/looks on myspace, (www.myspace.com/ilovejonnymakeup) you can see how fab I am. Also, my image has been captured, published and featured on countless nightlife mags, websites books like Misshapes and what not!
4)It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?
Lets just say that my persona, my image, my willingness my persistence and my sunshine is one that is hard to forget!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxox
Jonny Makeup
