still wondering why i should be P's bBff ?

1.I already have a socialite ready nick name [being Joshy Couture] think about it
Paris Hitlon & Joshy Couture <3

2.I have nexy to perfect skin, and a 10,000 gigga-watt smile. I love to take pictures, even when I dont want to be in one it'll still turn out wonderful. I'm aware of how to enter a room and be the center of attention and making it look regal and royal -not snobby.

3.I only eat FAST FOOD or the MOST FABULOUS FOOD,
just like P.Hill greasy chips or crab cakes
cotton candy or caviar, fast food or fois gras [duck liver]. Being with Paris is all about extremes && im aware of that
Fav Resturants: Cheese Cake Factory, Johnny Rockest, Chic-fil-A, Maggianos, Taco Bell, Stake And Shake, Houstons, Waffle House, && Clubhouse.

5.My bony elbows can rip through a crowed like a weed wacker. :]

6.I DO wake up before 10am but only for productive reasons, Paris says dont wake up before then but if im getting us lattes from starbucks, or a smoothie from Jumba Juice im sure she wouldnt mind. HOWEVER I hardly ever go to sleep before 3a so use to the night life im a midnight socialite at its finest. If I am sleep before then its not quite sleep as much as being passed out...from 'party supplies' haaaa

7.I've learned that telling people what they want to hear usually works. When you do what you want to later anyway lol. Unless you're BFF status then this probably applies to you :[
ooh && i have the whole smile sweetly to aviod anger down pact, spcially with girls.

&& thats the thing Paris gets the guys to let us do what we want, && I can get the girls
-like when her && Nicole were on the road trip && the woman wouldnt give them money, thats where i could come in at.

8. I always have plans, plans and ...well plans
to hangout. I'm always invited or inviting. Im the King of my town with my jewle incruseted crown.

9.'act' dizzy && losing things, well i dont really have to act anymore 'party supplies' will make you loose things daily like umm your mind lol i always lose my keys, constantly leaving my cell phone in peoples cars. but it either gets me a chance to see them again if they're hot. Then of course they'll think you're so much cuter and less together when your really not.

10.When I dont feel like talking or being asked questions i just say "oooh I dont/didnt know" which is perfect cause the tabloids and paparazzi are always asking misc. questions about your celebutante best friend.

11.I have mastered the art of act bored not boring.

12.Naturally semi-tan.

13.I fear NOTHING. Paris is the same execpt insects --im not scared of them either, so i can have her back && take care of the little nasties.

14.The last thing I am is predictable. && I hate boring people -UUUGH. suprising people leave them always wanting more.

15.I can actually make fun of myself, most people think of themselfs too highly. Which is kinda retarted in my book. Even Paris knows this. if one of us tripps down stairs or falls we can easily do a "san-a-sa" [sorry Nicole ilu] dance and be over it

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