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WE BECAME FRIENDS FROM THIS SITE..AND DEFINITELY 2 OF THE MOST CRAZY PEOPLE ON HERE.. SO WE THOUGHT HEY! LET'S DO THIS!
WE will be doing contests for prizes regularly!!! keep checkin in. Our first contest is already posted!!
I was just thinking
No restaurants carry fried chicken? Whats up with that.
Call me gross but I have been craving it like crazy.
I also wont eat Partially Hydrogenated Oils so this makes it even harder for me to find. Since America hasnt learned how unnesessary and horrible it is for you.
I guess ill have to make my own
Peace and hydration
Hey Everybody!!
I am staying on this site forever!!!!!!!!
Well my decision is in.......
I will be on here all the time talking to the new sign ups and starting my own thing.
Itll be like
"Saved by the Bell: The New Class" (1993)
How Screech stayed behind as the teachers assistant.
Soon ill be making my own contests on here, so stay tuned????? or is that!!!!!!!
Either way stay hydrated and never eat partially hydrogenated oils<>!@#$%^&*(
Oh and if you thought my videos were heavenly before......................
Tonight
Ill have my last 2 videos up after work.
I hope Mtv doesnt choose a bunch of dong bags to hang with Paris.
Anyway, what is going to happen. Is the site going to shut down at midnight?
Ill be on here till they take it down.
Ive already printed screen shots of my profile and your profiles. That way when I miss you guys I can tape them to my screen and pretend Im on here,lol.
KOKOMO!!
I just discovered Kokomo, is in INDIANA!!!
WTF, looks like I need to replan my retirement!!
Why did the beach boys talk it up like it was a tropical paridise?
Talk about false advertisement.
Anyone else need to rethink life?
Damn you John Stamos
Americas new obsession
Ok, what is the deal with putting everything in a tortilla?
Every commercial I see is putting entire meals in a wrap and pouring a cheese sauce in it!
For example
Eggs, crispy bacon, golden hash browns, American cheese and a Smokey cheese sauce served in a soft flour tortilla.
Flour Tortilla filled with FRITOS® chips, Chili, Cheese, Lettuce and Tomato
Sausage, Egg, Tomato, Jalapenos, Tator Tots and Cheese all wrapped in a Flour Tortilla
Chicken fillet made with a fiery blend of peppers and spices Plus crisp lettuce, cheddar cheese zesty ranch sauce all wrapped in a flour tortilla
These Are not made up.
I googled these.
They are each from a different place.
Soo sick! next time you see a commercial for a wrap pay attention to what is in it.
Usually it is soo unbelievable
I was searching through videos
So I was going through videos today onm this site.
I found the most amazing video ever!
Your life is not complete till you see this (well, and mine of course)
http://parisbff.com/people/mygoodiesecu/videos/10807
this guy is obviously not coming back but he should
Random blurb
Well, I have the ability to make my nose look like a penis in photos somehow.
I have no creativity, however i am a kareoke master.
I have 1 and 3/4 green eyes and 1/4 of a blue eye.
I've never eaten cottage cheese or a hard boiled egg.
The thought of canned tuna makes me want to stab myself and
I constantly get goosbumps on my face.
The End
So...
Doesnt the word ( I guess its 2) Mud Flap, sound like a dirty word?
Totally , right?
MTV'S MILLION DOLLAR SHOW IDEA
I was thinking about it because my favorite thing to do is watch movies and talk over them with my own dialogue.
What if me and Paris did a show like that???
It would be a cross between Beavis and Butthead and Mystery Science Theatre!!
We would just watch old shows and music videos and talk over them with funny commentary!!!
I am already an expert at this and Paris is hilarious too!!
I think this show would rock everything to death.
LIFE OF BACTERIA
Ok, people dont wash their hands enough.
Think about this for a second. Lets say you want a snack, right. So you go to the gas station and pump some gas. then go in and buy a bag of chips.
You get in the car open the bag and put your hand in and start eating them.
LETS LOOK AT THIS SCENARIO ANOTHER WAY.
Some guy is driving eating a greesy cheesburger that is dripping on his hands because he is driving. He licks his fingers clean, wipes his hands on his pants where he had set his bag of food that had been touched by the guy in the drive through who was picking his nose all day and handling money that has been drenched in someones ass sweat from it being in there back pocket.
He gets out and starts pumping the gas. Then leaves when done.
You pull up to that same pump. Touch the handle with your bare hands(unless your like me and use the tissues you carry) This pump has been touched by hundreds of people a day. Some who masturbated w/o washing their hands some who have clipped their yellow toe nails first.
So anyway you, are done pumping gas. You then touch the door that everyone has touched. You pick up the bag of chips that the stock boy put on the shelf after coming back from lunch after eating hot wings and licking his fingers and wiping them on his clothes. He then goes to the bathroom and wipes. Comes out touches the door everyone else touches after not washing their hands. then opens the box that has all the bags of chips in it that has been shipped from different towns. Touching multiple different floors that have been walked on after stepping in dog poop, dead birds, and all kinds of gross stuff. Then he touches each bag after picking at his scalp and touch the box that touched all that stuff.
Then you pick up that bag with your hand that touched all that other stuff.
Then you open the bag and put your hand in and put those chips you touched in your mouth.
YOU HAVE TO WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE YOU DO THAT.
Second of all, dont eat most chips they have partially hydrogenated oils in them.(google it)
WHAT TIME IS IT!!
TIME FOR MORE FACTS ABOUT ME!!!!!!!
GUESS THE ONES THAT ARENT TRUE
1)I ONLY EAT ORGANIC
2)MY FAVORITE DRINK IS LEMONADE
3)I CUT OFF THE TIP OF MY FINGER
4)I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
5)ONCE I WAS IN AN EARTHQUAKE THAT DESTROYED MY HOME
6)PRINCE IS REALLY A CENTAR
7)I HAVE A FEAR OF GERMS
8) I RULE EVERYTHING
9) I HAVE NEVER EATEN COTTAGE CHEESE
10)I HAVE FOUR CATS
11)FOR SOME REASON I ALWAYS THINK OF PAINFUL THINGS HAPPENING IN MY HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN
OK THATS ENOUGH FOR NOW.
AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR PLAYING!
WTF USHER
So I was driving home and heard that song make love in the club. What the hell, that couldnt possibly be a real song.
Sure enough, it is. I was in such dibelief I told my brother, my girlfriend, and some friends. They all said it was a real song.
Ok so the other day I saw the video.
What! Now that makes even less sense.
My High School Experience
I loved High School. Maybe I loved High School too much. I started off at a regular high school then in the first semester I was expelled for not doing any work. I have always been very social, I never did anything but talk during school.
I was friendly to everyone and stood up for people that wouldn’t do it themselves. My teachers always liked me alot. They always passed me through and made many exceptions. For the rest of my high school "career" I went to an alternative school. It was common to see me in the classroom window behind the teacher doing the robot. It was then I had adapted a persona of just saying and doing the most outrageous stuff. I did what other people would have been embarrassed to do.
I wanted to make everyone feel more comfortable and show that it was ok not to care what people think. To prove most of the time when you think people are going to judge you for doing something truth is they probably are to busy paying more attention to what you think of them.
Anyway after a while when I would get serious and make really valid points about something people would laugh and just say "ha ha your crazy" And I would be like "that isn’t a joke I don’t know why that’s funny" At that point it didn’t matter what I said, people just thought I was this funny, crazy person that was just kinda dumb.
It made me frustrated and realized no matter what I said people would think it was soo funny. Frankly it was kinda weird. I started really being annoyed by the people that would say how cool they thought I was because they didn’t even know what I was about, but they liked me for someone they thought I was. Sure it was part of me but a small part.
I was just trying to have fun. People cant understand that, I think thats why I relate to Paris a lot. She has a lot of fans that I'm sure think that her persona is how she is 24 7. Which is very frustrating, even though they like you. Anyway, I really loved high school though. It made me realize a lot of things about people.
The only regret I have is not doing any school work. The teachers all just passed me through because they liked me.
The Aims have been changed to protect the Ignorant.
This is an actual aim conversation I copy and pasted when telling a co-worker I was doing this. People are so retarded, and make stuff up in thier head.
ignorant1: I just pulled up the site. Hahahaha!!!! What are you doing. I should not vote for you, to save you from her. LOL!
ignorant1:I'll still totally support you if this is what you really want to do.
lindsaybryant25: What do you have against her? I think she seems really laid back and funny. I would totally have a fun time kickin it.
ignorant1:Friends. Can't have enough of the true ones around.
ignorant1:LOL! No you wouldn't. She's just dumb.
ignorant1:Ur not.
ignorant1:Pretty smart and cool.
ignorant1:Stupid's not U.
lindsaybryant25: I dont think she’s dumb, she’s a business woman. Your confusing a persona and a personality!
lindsaybryant25: and she has had a way diff life than we can imagine'
lindsaybryant25: She just has a persona and it has made her famous. So i think she knows what she’s doing
lindsaybryant25: I dont know why everyone hates on her?
ignorant1:Okay she makes THAT big of an appearance and makes her self THAT known but she's selfish, self absorbed and what does she do for anyone else. She has the ability to help better things and she chooses to benifit only herself and Then on top of all of her selfishness she goes out and gets so stupid with her drugs and drinking that she winds up in jail?!?!?!?! What's with that. We've all tried our share of drugs and done our right's and wrongs but come on..... She's just rediculous. She doesn't appreciate what she really has she only uses it all to her own advantage.
ignorant1:I'm not real religious but... God giveth and he taketh away.
ignorant1:And look at her twin sister! She doesn't need the spot light to do something great. She's humble. Everyone can respect her. Paris on the other hand...... U have to aske Urself why you would ever respect someone like that.
lindsaybryant25: Well, first off you spelled ridiculous wrong. She gives millions of dollars to charities every year. We do have google here, why dont you use it b4 you talk. She didnt go to jail for a dui she went to jail for driving on a suspended license! Which she got for having 1 margarita (like 1 point over the limit)and driving home after a charity ball where she gave money to the less fortunate. Her lawer had told her that the license thing was cleared up.
When my g-friend was 21 she had 3 tickets for driving on a suspended license they never put her in jail . the sentance she got was overly extreme.
I highly doubt she does drugs, she doesnt even seem like a big drinker. You do realize when she goes to clubs most of the time thats because the club has asked her to make an appearence. She usually donates every dollar they give her to charity. There are so many rich people in their 20s or 30s who never do shit for charity.
lindsaybryant25: She is young and grew up privleged some people cant handle it. They have to find a reason to hate her. I guess its like Andy Kaufman, some people just dont get it.
ignorant1: There are a lot of things I'm sure I am ignorant to about her life but I do know by the way she presents herself and loves the cameras etc that she's extremely vain. I can appreciate where you're coming from on the life style thing and even the privileged deal. A lot of people envy things like that and can't handle seeing someone else's fortune. I guess in a way I'm that way. I just think I can't stand that she's has all that she does and she can't find humbleness. There's something about her that rubs me completely the wrong way. I'll give credit where credit is due, but I don't think she's giving to the less fortunate because she really cares to, I think she's doing it because it makes her look good. I have yet to see her stay with the less fortunate and walk a day in their world. I have yet to see her place a caring hand on a less fortunate individual because she truly felt saddened by their circumstances. She gives money to charities because if she didn't the world would know just how selfish she really is. And she couldn't have that. She's self seeking. She doesn't seem to really care about the world around her. She only cares about her image.
lindsaybryant25: Well maybe if you feel that strongly you should research it because I couldn’t disagree anymore than I do. I am from North Scottsdale (the highest concentration of millionaires in the world) I know alot of people that were born into wealth. For the most part they are all on drugs or spoiled brats but mean well they just dont understand life any other way. Paris on the other hand seems like she has a good head on her shoulders and is down to earth. They are going to take pictures any way they may as well not be all fucked up. Agree to disagree. You don’t know her and I think its kinda weird that you think that of her but whatever. I saw her on Larry King and she is very well spoken and not dumb like her image would portray. The media makes her look bad and for I while she didn’t help to change that but that’s all part of her persona and appeal.
lindsaybryant25: P.S. you will hate me when Im famous then. Because you just don’t know about me.
FACT OR FICTION
I wanted to write something interactive :0
I will list some stuff about me and ask me if the ones you think are fiction really are!!! WOO HOO
1) I am a half jew
2)My favorite thing to eat is lentils
3)I once did the robot on the news
4)My natural hair color is orange
5)My favorite movie is Hot Rod
6)I once made a doll out of a potato and a tortilla
7)I am a smoker
8) I did the robot at my graduation ceremony
9)I am a vegetarian
10)My favorite color is purple
11) My favorite animal is a dog
12)I once caught on fire while kicking a tiki torch and light fluid ran up my body as the flame ignigted it.
13)I woke up and my leg was asleep
Ok we'll stop at lucky number 13
thanks for playing
P.S. Read my other blogs they are just as fun
Are You Drinking Enough Water
I stumbled across this sight and tested it to make sure it was acurate. and......
IT IS! YAY
http://nutrition.about.com/library/blwatercalculator.htm
Shave on the go
So yesterday I made a bad choice. I was going to the gym, so I cut the sleeves off my shirt just for the occasion. I noticed a little armpit stubble.
What did I do?
I shaved my arpits in the sink...............
WITH NO SOAP!!!!!!!!!!!
I shaved them dry, what the hell was I thinking?
Well, now they feel chapped. I have been replaying the incident continuously. Why didnt I just change shirts and shave in the shower I was going to take after the gym.
WHY!
WHY!
A little known fact about me
A little known fact about me
I have been a professinal breakdancer since I was 12.
Check out my video, I put all of my most challenging moves in my routine. I hope you have health insurance, because you are about to have your face rocked off!
So I've been thinking
If I was on the simple life I wouldn’t know what I’d eat. I only eat organic and preservative free food. There is no way I can eat food with out thinking of who touched it or who put it on the shelf.
I just imagine some one eating tuna and mayo sandwiches and spreading it with their fingers and then licking there fingers after that scratching at their scalp. When they are done leaving the break room and picking up a box that was on the floor where someone stepped after stepping in dog shit then. Then they put the box on the shelf where someone buys it opens it, after having their hands all over that nasty box and putting their hands in it and eating cracker w/o washing there hands. Blah oo aaa phh!
I cant eat at fancy restaurants without feeling sick, because they hand position stuff on your plate. WTF!
I imagine these scenarios every time I touch something. Im always washing my hands, that’s why they are so dry. I was thinking about wearing gloves sometimes so I don’t have to wash my hands so much. Though, I don’t want to look like a freak.
WATER..ITS WHATS FOR DINNER
Without water you could exist no more than a few days. That is why water is considered the most important nutrient to our body. Our bodies are made up of approximately 60-65 percent water. Muscle is made up of 70 percent water, while fat is only 22 percent. Water is responsible for transporting needed nutrients to the body's cells and transporting the waste out. This is why water is so important to us.
When a person does not drink enough water daily his or her body will tend to save it. We call this water weight. It occurs when the body stores more water than is necessary. There are other reasons some people are prone to water weight. For some it may be a diet high in sodium or starchy carbohydrates. For women it may fluctuate throughout the menstrual cycle.
How much water do we need daily? Some professionals say 64 ounces, while others say ½ ounce per pound of body weight. Since no two people are alike I recommend drinking ½ ounce of water per pound of body weight considering you have no medical ailments. For example, some people with heart problems are unable to drink that much fluid or a dangerous amount of fluid buildup could occur. If you are one of these people consult with your physician for advice.
Your daily water intake could also vary depending on your physical activity level. The more active you are the more water your body will need.
You can get water from a variety of sources like fruits, fruit juice, tea, soft drinks, and some foods; however the more water you drink in plain form the better.
Since most city water contains chlorine and other unwanted contaminants we recommend drinking reverse osmosis water.
NOTE: Even though soft drinks contain water keep in mind that most also contain caffeine which actually dehydrates the body. In fact, any drink that contains caffeine will act as a diuretic.
Water and Fat Loss
The levels of oxygen in the bloodstream are greater when the body is well hydrated. The more oxygen the body has readily available the more fat it will burn for energy. Without the presence of oxygen the body cannot utilize stored fat for energy efficiently. Not only will the body burn more fat when well hydrated but because the increased oxygen levels you will also have more energy.
Drink water, it will do your body good!
Why water is soo important/actual AIM
tieesmith129: whats up?
lindsaybryant25: yo g
tieesmith129: g?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
lindsaybryant25: Gangsta
tieesmith129: u getting gantsta on me now?
lindsaybryant25: Sho nuff
tieesmith129: lol.... i know what it is fool
tieesmith129: My boyfriend went to the hospital on thrusday.
tieesmith129: kidney stones
lindsaybryant25: ha ha
lindsaybryant25: not to laugh but
tieesmith129: been dealing with that since then and he still not ok
lindsaybryant25: thats why it soo important to drink water
tieesmith129: damn water!
Dry Skin!
So heres something weird. For some reason I cant use lotion. Why? I dont know how this is possible, but it makes my skin crack. So weird!
I have to use oil, I hate it. It like never soaks in. When I try to go on the computer I cant even hold the mouse!
Does anyone else have this issue?
Drink a gallon
It is soo important to stay hydrated. Depending how tall you are it is dire to drink close to a gallon
Dont forget your mail!
I am writing this to myself. Get the mail before you leave!
Im soo forgetful
YO!
This is actually my first blog. I dont know how this works so I will just list some things about me.
I have many odd phobias
I actually sneak off and wassh my dinnerware when im out to eat
Everytime im in the car I imagine taking off my seatbelt and it gets out of my hand and flies back and cracks my front teeth. So if you see someone making a crazy face while they drive thats me :8
I weight myself severa; times a day. you know with clothes with out, after a glass of water, with my cell, with diff belts. So now I know what I weight in every outfit
I floss like 10 or more times a day. It feels like I am trapped if I dont. If I dont have floss I panic and fold paper or labels on bottles into little triagles to get in there.
Only my right armpit sweats
I have hair a couple of eyes and some other things on my face.
I have 4 cats
ill write more tomorrow
bye Lindsay
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