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Things I Don't Have a Clue About
Hey, guys, how's it going? It's good to see that I'm back at number one, but things got a little confusing here today, so let's make a list of Things I Don't Have a Clue About:
- What happened to that Sam's guy profile? I know he's a famous Paris Stalker and that justifies the crazy amount of votes he was getting, so I don't think it had anything to do with hacking. Not a clue of what happened there.
- The whole ebaums madness. People have been leaving ebaums-related comments all day and I don't have a clue of what's up with that. Yes, I know it's a website, but I have no idea of what's up with this crazy invasion. And no, I did not promise any tit action.
- I'm going to get banned? Um... why, exactly? I'm pretty sure people running this site are competent enough to see I'm getting valid, honest votes.
and finally:
- Why some people are so mean while other people are so nice? To mean ones, bite me. To nice ones, I cannot express how grateful I am. You rock, bitches! Thank you so much for all the love and support!
I'll be uploading my video soon... I just have to wait for Tarantino to return my call.
(Kidding)
(Maybe)
Dear Polly
Since this voting thing is going to drag for a couple of weeks I've decided that every sunday I'll be answering a few comments and giving other contestants a lil' publicity. So go on, don't be shy, this is your chance to shine and maybe grab a couple more votes along the way.
Dear Polly,
u look like a animal.
Love,
ASHLEYBREATHE
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Someone thinking that I look like a animal would usually shake my fragile little ego (snort) to its very core, but I'll give you a couple of minutes to check ASHLEYBREATHE's profile:
http://parisbff.com/people/ASHLEYBREATHE
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Know what I mean? NEXT!
Dear Polly,
Poop.
Love,
BadBoyJohnny
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Um... pee? Saliva? Vomit? I really don't see where we're going with the bodily fluids here, people. NEXT!
Dear Polly,
Ive voted 4 u...Drop by my page and vote 4 me as well...And it wld be more awesome if we swap votes daily... lets help each other win this competition!!
t.c...MUAH
xoxo
VersaceBarbie
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People, people, people. You know how in competitive reality shows people always form alliances to help each other to the finals and then one bitch always backstabs everyone and gets the prize? Well, I'm the backstabbing bitch. You may vote for me, and I'm grateful for that, but please. I would never vote for anyone else apart from me in this. You really wanna be Paris' new BFF? Well, guess what? So do I.
Why I'm such a good friend according to my best friend
"Me and PalalalaPolly have been friends since we were 8 years old at the good old days at the orphanage. She was the only kid who knew the lyrics for "It's a hard knock life" and we would burst out singing that song every night (instead of crying ourselves to sleep) no matter what the nuns at the orphanage had stick in our 'lil booties that day, we would sing it with the same enthusiasm and dream of a better life based on our looks. As soon as we became legal to porn, we left the orphanage and hit the Valley. Although we two had the same skills (S&M, DP, FF, GS, DBJ, DT and 69DT) we were never competition because a true best friend is never a competition!
She was there for me when I started balding and could no longer whore myself for a sugar daddy and I'll be here for her while she persues a career as a reality show contestant!
PalalalaPolly I LalalaLove you!"
Didi F.
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For the gay audience ("First rule of being famous, First comes the Gays then comes the Girls." - Samantha, Sex and The City) I uploaded a cute picture of Didi and me, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out on my profile!
Booyah!
Reasons why I'm getting so many votes
Hey guys, since every one is so *baffled* by my popularity, I came up with the only two possible reasons why I'm currently number one. They are:
A) I'm a skilled H4ck3r and actually a 13 year old guatemalan kid posting this from my parent's basement.
or
B) I'm a skilled slut and actually slept with every single person that voted for me.
What do you think? Hacker or Slapper?
A little bit more about me
I am not: a morning person
I hate: to wait
I fear: to wait for too long
I hope: I dont have to wait too much during my life
I cry: when I want something done
I care: I don't
I believe: I can fly I believe I can touch the skyyyyyyyyyyy
I sing: I tap and I act
I dance: on your lap if you pay
I hide: my genitals when I'm in public
I listen: to the heaaaaart.
I drive: people nuts
I play: dumb
I search: for easy ways to make money
I feel: great
I know: I am
I want: more
I have: nothing, nothing, nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, if I dont have yoooooooouuuuu
I say: it out loud
I need: attention
I fight: for my right to partaaaaaaay
Too pretty to be a hacker.
Dudes, some people are saying that I hacked the site because that's the onlypossibleway I could be number one. Ummmm, jealous much? Sorry if I'm POPULAR and have FRIENDS.
Not to mention that I'm going to be PARIS NEW BEST FRIEND.
Love and Keep Voting,
Polly
xxxxx
