REQUIRED BLOG: THE PARIS HILTON SURVEY.

Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?

• Yes.

• “If you don’t look good, you suck” – (my favorite quote). Repeating clothing is really tacky after you've already been photographed in it. Check my myspace. I don't do it very often. www.myspace.com/joeycradio

• I understand the concept of "hello carbs-goodbye sex-life.”

• I own pets that wear clothing.

• I’m an on-air personality so I experience a smidge of limelight, daily (and I love every second of it).

• When I walk, people look…I suppose it’s called “presence”….but I couldn’t really tell you why. I’ve heard plenty of times the sentence, “I’ve always wanted to meet you”, and it’s flattering; but I don’t understand it….just embrace it.

• I make sure and maintain my composure in public. It’s a sin to be a hot-mess in public. If you’ve had too much to drink, make sure you still look good. You don’t get a break when you’re fabulous. Sit up straight at all times. Smirk, just in case somebody is secretly taking your photo. Text when someone is annoying you and won’t leave you alone.

What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF?

• I’m really trustworthy. I have one “famous” friend and although we don’t speak on a daily basis I would never “sell her out.” Conversation between the two of us, is strictly that. I’ve told her personal things about me and was shocked that she didn’t even feel the urge to tell anyone. I was dumbfounded and realized she enjoyed her privacy as much as I like mine.

• Plus, I have cute shoes, hair, and enough clothing to not wear the same thing, twice for 7 months.

• My friends are literally, family to me. Not sharing the same blood doesn’t put a limit on the amount of love for my friends. I love them dearly. Every one of you.

What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?

• The being-photographed-twice-in-the-same-outfit thing is similar; we both don’t like it. Our pets wear clothing. The love of our friends. We both come from solid families. Our ambitions! Her aspirations are exactly what I love! Fashion, music acting & photography.

• Differences: She’s a girl, and I’m a boy.

• Oh…and she’s wealthy and the only thing I hold against my father is that I wasn’t born heir to anything.

It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?

• Fame is simple. Re-invention is all it takes. The only PROBLEM with re-invention is that people do it DELIBERATLEY, so it can be shocking and even frowned upon. Growth and progress is NOT FORCED. It just happens. Think Paris, her growth as an icon in pop-culture has always been smooth and consistent. She just has “it.” She never goes overboard for attention. The fame remains because it just comes naturally. Unfortunately, some people don’t come equipped with “it.”

=)

Love, joey c.

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