Soletsgonowher's Blog
i am drunk off my ass right now
and tell me I don't belong with paris' herpes infested ass. I am so drunk i can hardly sapell and this is from a girl who got nearly an 800 on her english part of the SATS. Paris, I don't care if you have herpes. If it makes oyu feel better IU will catch crabs or some other std that is curable. I'm sure it's not so hard. as long as it's curable. I may not be an ass kisser but I will tell you how life really is, which is great when you're stoned, and I would always tell you if something made you look fat. i am ht ee bvest friend you could ever have in the entire world, because i'm smart, adorable (butnot sexier than you so I would make you look good), and a fucking drunk. i also don't hate on druggies, and if you passed me a vicoden i would take that shit no questions asked. I don't love you, bt i could learn to., and i could teach you how to read (if i was sober, when I'm drunk spelling goes right out the door)
love,
katie ++
Some crap about who I am as a person
I work at Starbucks in New York City, and live in Hell's Kitchen. Frequently spend nights after work at bars and stuff, mostly in Williamsburg because Williamsburg is awesome. Go to shows when there's a good one, and have a very eclectic taste in music. Everything from Reel Big Fish to Regina Spektor to Run DMC. Will dance to ANYTHING when I am drunk (which is kind of often). Love my friends - my BFF Damian, and my sister/BFF Colleen. Live with my sister and Damian lives with us half the time because my place is in a great location. I read (yeah maybe I could teach Paris to read, too.) - Chuck Pahlanhiuk, Stephen King, Nietzche, etc etc etc. I love cheesy flicks - Shaun of the Dead, Labyrinth, Mean Girls, Jaws 3. And I seriously, truly, don't care enough about anything to care about it. Yeah.
Well HELLO THERE
My sister dared me to go on this, but I totally wanna be Paris Hilton's BFF. I truly, deep inside my cold black heart, believe that now that Paris is dating super punkxrock (lol) Benji Madden from the super omgwearesopunkrock Good Charlotte (lol), she needs a punk rock friend to complete her cred. I drink excessively when I'm not at work, I chain smoke, I know who bands like Math the Band and the Sheckies are, and have gotten punched in the face at a concert. Seriously, what better way to change your image than to hire a best friend who reconstructs t shirts and could make you Starbucks beverages in your own kitchen.
Basically, I'm awesome. And if you're not voting for me, you should be.
xxxo KATIE
