i am drunk off my ass right now

and tell me I don't belong with paris' herpes infested ass. I am so drunk i can hardly sapell and this is from a girl who got nearly an 800 on her english part of the SATS. Paris, I don't care if you have herpes. If it makes oyu feel better IU will catch crabs or some other std that is curable. I'm sure it's not so hard. as long as it's curable. I may not be an ass kisser but I will tell you how life really is, which is great when you're stoned, and I would always tell you if something made you look fat. i am ht ee bvest friend you could ever have in the entire world, because i'm smart, adorable (butnot sexier than you so I would make you look good), and a fucking drunk. i also don't hate on druggies, and if you passed me a vicoden i would take that shit no questions asked. I don't love you, bt i could learn to., and i could teach you how to read (if i was sober, when I'm drunk spelling goes right out the door)
love,
katie ++

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