Spauzac's Blog
INTERVIEW BITCHES ;)
Hey guys,
So this morning after much avail, I TOTALLY GOT TO HAVE MY PHONE INTERVIEW!!! It was amazing and it seemed like they really liked me. I have a feeling I just put the finishing touches on this masterpiece! I WILL be on this show, because you've never had a better time with anyone else and you know it ;) Look for me on TV soon!!
Loves You Bitches!
XOXO
Zach
Positoovity!
How do you think being Paris' BFF would change your personality? Would it be a postive or negative change?
I honestly don't see it changing me too drastic; only emphasizing the things and dreams that I'm unable to accomplish in my everyday life where I'm at. I don't think that I'm willing to give up who I am for anyone; sure I can tweak it now and then for the appropriate reasons, but in the end, I'm always going to be me and do what I want. The opportunities that I'd be given if I got this would be endless. I'm an artist so right then and there I would be subjected to more of the spotlight than people can dream of. It seems like it would be a literal dream come true. I could do all the things I've wanted but never been able to express. I could model (bookoo big dream since forever), I could act, I could paint without being broke as a joke, I could write and just be me. Paris has the ability to turn everything she touches into gold. I absolutely adore everything she's ever done. I think that our personalities would definitely help define who we are as individuals; but I could also definitely see us turning into a newer guy/girl version of Paris and Nicole. SANA SAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Sana SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Umm.
I totally got a phone interview.
Love It.
XOXO
Nobody Wins When You're Full of Envy.
Do you think your current friends would be jealous of your potential friendship with Paris? Why/Why not?
Umm...actually, to be completely honest, I think alot of my friends WOULD be very jealous.
If they're jealous, then they obviously aren't very good friends then are they? I don't have room in my life for people that don't care about whom I care about. Friendship is extremely important to me. I would do just about anything for my friends...but people are always going to be jealous of what I have that they don't. They'll just have to get over it, won't they? ;) The lifestlyle that I crave and the one that Paris lives is a fastpaced one, full of glamour and wealth. It's not that common around Iowa ;) Except in my part. I'm the glamour around here...and everyone knows it.
Newspaper Article, Bitches
Hey kids
I just wanted to say a few things to you all. The first being THANK YOU from the bottom of my plastic heart for all the votes. We finished at 7th place last night and I couldn't have done it without your support. Friends support friends; and thats a beautiful thing bitches! The other thing; apparently it didn't upload about 3 of the videos I had tried the last time I uploaded....so I'm working on getting some new ones. The second thing was my school newspaper just interviewed me about this competition; so spread the word because I am coming for you LA! No one can rock it like me. Even for sitting here in the middle of nowhere, Iowa, I make this place hot. You can take me and put me in a dumpster in the middle of the desert---and people would STILL love it. Because I'm that awesome. No matter what I'm doing, I'll always make it a blast; I pride myself on that fact. Ask anyone. I also pride myself on the fact that I can be doing the most worthless; most crazy thing ever, but you can count on me to make it LOOK GOOD. If I'm working on a school project; the rest may be filler, but the shit will look KILLER. Always look your best. And if they aren't looking at you or your work, then you're obviously doing it wrong.
Love you bitches. XOXO
-Zach
SO FETCH.
Hey Guys.
So I've forgotten to mention a few little things about myself. You should all be familiar with how fabulous I am-I can strike one of the fiercest poses you've ever seen-and I always look my best. It can be expected of me. I know how to party like a rockstar and am able to turn around and be at tea with the queen of england the next day. I'll always look good walking down a red carpet next to Paris. Clothes look amazing on me, and I love wearing clothes as well ;) Duh-what socialite doesn't. My friends and I are constantly snapping photographs; so the paps wouldn't even make me bat an eyelash. We go on our own little photoshoots and have the best time doing it. Also, I spend most of my time shopping either online or in the nearest mall. I devour every issue of every fashion magazine I can get my hand on. If you don't believe me...check me out on myspace, just look up "Zach Spaulding" and look for the fiercest profile---or look for
myspace.com/shatteredvanities
or facebook me to see about a gazillion more
Zach Spaulding ---Buena Vista University
Loves It---Look me up bitches, you'll be glad you did ;)
New Videos!
Hey Guys!
Thank you to everyone that has been willing to talk about my awesomeness and my extreme dedication to this competition and to Paris herself. I couldn't do it without all the support. I want you all to know how much I love Paris and that I am willing to do anything and everything to win this competition: Because I'm THAT amazing. You've never had more fun with anyone else, and you know it ;) So keep voting!!! I love you guys!!!
Big Trouble
Ok Guys.
I know that you've all been voting pretty hardcore. But apparently now I'm being monitored for cheating...so lets not get me disqualified :) This contest is really important to me and if I get kicked out I'll be pretty irrate...so just do your best to spread the word and keep voting; but lets not get me kicked off.
Love you guys!
-Zach
Uh OH!
Hey Guys,
So its the beginning of the week again. . . and let me tell you what; I couldn't begin to to explain how grateful I am to be in the #4 position already! Even right now I need to be painting for a critique tomorrow AND writing a huge 4,000min. word paper---but I think this is extremely important---but remember, I can't do it without all of your help. I love you guys!!!
-Keep on Rockn'
Zach
April 11, 2008
Hey Guys!
I just wanted to check in and see how you all are doing? You guys KNOW how amazing you are for supporting me. Paris Hilton has always been an idol of mine and getting to know her on a real BFF basis would be life changing: I guarantee! It's taking alot of hard work, but we're getting there and I think that if all of us Silly's and Billy's work a million times harder than those who aren't serious and who are just doing this as a joke, we'll have this in the bag.
Love you bitches! XOXOX-Zach
PS-How about those videos? Sure I looked like a crazy bitch and sounded ten times worse, but still. A video is a video huh!?
High School Hilton
Tell us about your high school experience. Was it positive/negative? Why?
My high school experience was absolutely fantastic! I definitely rocked that bitch. I could walk down those halls like I owned that school, which was a good possibility ;) I miss it so much. I was literally friends with EVERYONE, I was so involved in tons of activities. I'm not gonna lie to you, I was a bit of Paris Hilton meets Regina George, but with a little bit of nice mixed in there too. I was popular, of course, because a true socialite knows how to network and get along with every possible group! If you ask anyone, they'll tell you the same :)
Paris Vs. Significant Other
If you have a significant other, do you think being Paris' BFF would break you up? If you
don't have a significant other, explain why you think being Paris BFF would help or hinder you finding one.
-Currently I'm single. But if anything, being Ms. Hilton's BFF would definitely HELP me, I mean...look at all the places you could go and all the different and amazing people you could meet. Any other person couldn't make such crazy dreams come true with the drop of a hat. Yet ANOTHER countless reason I love Paris!
I <3 PARIS.
Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so? Are you really asking that question? I'm so fabulous it HURTS. It comes naturally. Ask around.
What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF? I'm honest. I love to be around people and the fact that I'm from smalltown Iowa gives me alot more insight into peoples motives. When someone's being shady, I'm not afraid to call them out on it. I know whats best for myself and my friends, and will settle for nothing less. I seem to able to manage my classiness no matter where I am. You can bet no matter what I'm doing; it's going to be classy. :) I effing rock. I love to shop, I love to pose for pictures. The more publicity the better-Loves it. Basically I feel like life's an adventure and you need to find your place in it all-do your thing and be amazing.
What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different? A passion for fashion. We're both basically the same size physically. I'm a full fledged shopaholic; you should see the damage I can do at a mall, let alone what I would LOVE to do on RODEO DRIVE! We both love the public. I love people. I love to sing and perform, I LOVE TO ACT, and I would love to start designing clothes at some point. I'm an artist and She is one in the same. I'm so much like Paris that people compare me to her constantly, and thats a compliment I just can't hear enough. We both work hard, no matter what it takes to be respected. I have my blonde moments, and I relish them. Lifes here to take ahold of the reigns, and I'm going to do what I take. All you have to do in life is go out, party hard, and look twice as good as the bitch standing next to you! :) And thats what I intend to do. Any other similarity questions: Just look at me, I'm Zach fucking Hilton.
It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight? The limelight is something that I've craved for the longest time. I feel that I'm mentally prepared for it more than most. The only things I've really seen about the public eye has been mainly negative. I'm smart enough to know what to avoid and how to handle the rest. There's no one thats a stronger BFF, that paparazzi has got NOTHING on me.
Any other takers? :) I didnt think so. Bring it bitches.
WOW!
Hey guys.
First of all. I just wanted to say thank you for the votes I got last night. Can I just say "WOW!?"---I mean, for smalltown Iowa to get that many votes; that support effing rocks. I'm working on getting a video together so you all can see just exactly how I am, and why I deserve to be Paris' new BFF. :) Keep those votes coming, we've got alot of work to do to spread my name around this competition; but I'm game if you are!
Paris and I=BFF
Hey guys,
This is Zach here, telling you all how much of an amazing BFF I'd be to Paris. Why you may ask? I thought you might need a few examples:
-Even though I'm from smalltown Iowa, I'm still Hollywood. So I know how to keep it real
-I'm ALWAYS honest, which is just how I am.
-Loyalty? CHECK.
-I've always felt
-I'v got a hardcore passion for fashion and everything Hollywood.
-I love animals and traveling, both of which I'm sure Paris does too ;)
-No matter what, I've got Paris' back. I don't tolerate the haters. Team Hilton all the way.
-I love paris so much, in my senior pictures I wore a tshirt that I made that said "thats hot"
-In my car I have a little stuffed chihuaha, appropriately named Tinkerbell.
-Not to mention the fact that I overuse the phrases "Thats Hot", "Loves it!", and frequently sing "sana saaaaa sana sa!" with a friend of mine whom calls me "P" and I call her "N".
-I keep things fierce. I know how to hold my own, and I know when to keep my mouth shut and do what needs done.
-If that stuff doesn't make me worthy, then I don't know what will! :)
And LASTLY.
I LOVE PARIS HILTON. I can honestly say that it would be a dream come true to get to be best friends with Paris Hilton-my favorite person. The things that she's done with her life and the things she's overcome. The hardwork and the dedication she puts into all that she does. Whoever says that she's famous for nothing obviously doesn't realize that she's probably the hardest working girl out there. :)
And THOSE my friends, are why I WANNA BE PARIS' NEW BEST FRIEND!!! :)
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