Troubles at Louis Vuitton

Posted on 01:16 AM on Wed, Mar 19 2008

Troubles At Louis Vuitton.....

Dear Paris-

So today was a huge adventure for me...I just got let go from my job at Papa Johns..Their Reason? This was my managers answer, seriously.."You have too much personality to work here..you need to be in entertainment"...Isn't that so.. Yikes! It's not like I worked there for the money I worked there for the Pizza!! HAHA!!! But anyways I figured it was just a sign.. and a blessing that I would never have to make another Anchovy Pizza again! But you know it kinda had an effect on me.. I just moved here and haven't made any good friends yet.. So Today I went down to Waikiki and was really needing a friend...and I thought about you.. So I decided to go take pictures of all the places that we could go hang out... I took a lot more pictures but they only allow 12 so I picked the best ones. So get this! I decided to go to Louis Vuitton!! I've seen you sport a few bags in a couple mags and I thought Hey... I am gonna go find a bag that I think she would like.. So I go in and there are all these stuck up people.. I was kinda bothered 'cause I know your not stuck up and I was like what the hell! So I asked this lady if she could take this bag out of the case so she begrudgingly takes the bag out of the case.. Like I am gonna steal it or something.. I am like OMG! She acted like it was solid gold or something .. But I just thought it was a cute bag. So I decided to put my little "Paris is my BFF" sign by the bag and take a picture and she snatched the bag away!!!" And says to me "NO TAKE PICTURE!!!" Exact words!! Figure she is Japanease, but still.. speak real english lady! So I decided to do something that I swore I would never do.. I gave the lady a stern look cause I was irritated and I said,"look lady.. Paris Hilton is my best friend, and she might like this bag". . For the First Time I named Dropped.. I was kinda ashamed at first because she actually listened to me. She let me take the picture of the bag for you. But if I wanted to take the picture for my mom.. No Dice! So The moral of the story is.. Paris We Need To Go Shopping Together, and I need you to teach me how to do it right because There are wack stuck up people in Waikiki!!! YIKESSSSSSSS!!

P.S!! So You Might want to know what all the Pictures Mean.. Ok

Coffee Bean! Friends gotta have coffee together!

The Burger!! Hello I will never look at one the same again!

Nails!! Yep I am down for a good Mani Pedi Too!!!

And The Rest Are pretty much Self Explanatory !! Places You like to go Shopping!! They seem to be your BFF's Too!! :p

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3 Amazing Questions....

Paris And I

1)Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?
Nope!! I am not fablous at all that word is sooo old yikes!! I am Fierce!!, Amazing and Talented! Probably more than you Paris..., but I will share with you some of my gifts!! That's what friends are for right?!

2)What qualities make you the perfect BFF?

First of all Paris.. I would be honest with you for sure. That's probably the #1 thing a friend could want right? 2nd I am not going to try and ride your coat tails, or sell you out for a bad photo. You hit that side of the club I'll hit up this side, we meet in the middle and I will tell you exactly what I heard!! HAHA!! We will play games with the paparazzi, like hide and seek on those days that you dont want to be famous. But I we will keep it real for sure! I would act like I am famous, but I wouldn't know it ! Does that make sense? HA! Well.. Paris you and I would be the hottest bitches on the blvd! I would inspire you to set new goals! And we would always be laughing!! I got a lot of fun Ideas I wanna tell you about. But those are only things a BFF should know!

3)What similarities do you share with Me? How are we different?

Well, our names both end in "is". Your Paris and I am Justis! Isn't that hella cute!? We would rock that for sure.. You come from a prominant family, and me too!!. Your a Hilton .. I am an Eisenhour! Were both not broke! Our Birthdays are a few days apart. Yours is the 17th mine is the 21st HAHA! Well were different because your a girl and I am a boy.. Were different because I wouldnt have tried to find a friend this way but haha it seems fun! Your kinda quiet and I am kinda not!

4) It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?

I always keep people guessing! That is the joy I get from my life! Nobody knows what to expect from me ! I would keep it hot by always making a fierce entrance on the carpet. I would mingle but I wouldnt ditch you! So Ohhh yea. Forgot to tell you.. I don't like fake people, and I know hollywood is full of them.. I would be able to let you know who's intentions were good or bad cause I am kinda psychic! What an awesome friend I am! All my real friends love me!! I am not a sell out!

If your real with me I will be real with you!! I know this souds all kindergarten and all but do you wanna be friends?!

Circle...

YES NO

HAHA!! You can't circle it!!!

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Kisses To My Bitches , Hugs To My Thugs!!!

LMAO!!!! Ok Ok.. First of all I am the most sarcastic guy your ever gonna meet !! I know how to have fun and still get the job done! A must know is that I could really give a crap about being a celebrity or being famous. That is why I would be an ideal cantidate! Paris needs a down to earth person in her life that is real, thats not going to !@#$ her boyfriend, or !@#$ her girlfriends. And that is Me! Hottnessss!!!! Check Out myspace.com/studlyhalf!!! I'm the real deal!!

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