Tell us about your high school experience. Was it positive/negative? Why?

"We never eat at lunch time. And if for some damn good reason we did, it sure as hell wouldn't be out of a brown paper bag! Get rid of it!"~Courtney Shane, Jawbreaker.

Actually, I ate everyday, and then I would throw up...NO, I'm totally kidding! *laughs* I ate a little, but mostly kept my money for outside spending.

High school, for me, was a great experience...one that I can look back at with affection & reminisce with a smile & laughter. It started with a student council meeting the summer before my freshman year where I learned the value of writing my goals down, and it ended with a blowout senior year with me as the THAT GUY...the honor student, the drum major, the band officer, the student council officer, the newspaper editor & Mr. Catdaddy 1999! I almost forgot about that one! Really? It was a talent show for the senior guys & in the categories of sports, business & talent, I portrayed The Waterboy, Bill Clinton & Mariah Carey. I think my mom still has it on...what's it called...VHS?

In the end, writing my goals down has landed me here, in LA, where I am actively pursuing all of my dreams, including being BFFs with Paris! *wink* Love ya mean it!

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my E! THS to be BFFs with Paris:

my E! THS to be BFFs with Paris!

Describe your current day to day life
"On this perfect day, nothing’s standing in my way."~Hoku, Perfect Day.
Rise.
Feel grateful for all I have, including another fabulous day!
Mix 2 cereals (usually Total & Cheerios) with frozen raspberries & Silk.
Catch up on my gossip; thanks, Perez!
Shower.
Primp.
Prepare.
Perfect.
Catch a Venti Blackeye with one pump of sugar-free caramel.
Carpe diem!

What do you do for a fabulous night out?
"We’re going to go back in there & we’re gonna shake some thangs...and we gonna break some thangs!"~Janet, Discipline Interlude
*giggles* Basically.

How would your friends describe your BEST qualities?
"Elizabeth Purr, the very picture of teenage perfection."~Courtney, Jawbreaker.
Exactly. *laughs* If you texted my friends right now, it would sound something like this:
"Wait for the E! THS."
"Sex & the City. Think the best of all four."
"Hungover. Try back later. Love ya mean it."

How would your friends describe your WORST qualities?
"Charlotte, this isn’t about me. This is your stuff."~Miranda, Sex & the City.
Your mom has worst qualities. J/K One of best friends said it best when she said that I am fascinating. "Even if people hate you, you still intrigue them & they want to know about you."

How do you get what you want?
I ask. I don’t beat around the bush. I picture it. I have seen Paris & I as BFFs for awhile. It’s time.

Are you a popular person? How so?
"I am a somebody! And she is a somebody!"~Samantha, Sex & the City.
What’s that word that is right above popular? Tantastic. *wink*

Are you usually the center of attention? Why?
"Even when I’m up against the wall!"~Britney, Gimme More.
*laughs* Thanks, B!
I have the charisma of a Ferrari; everyone wants a peek. *wink*
Let me put it this way, my good friend in Austin, DJ Veg, always started Christina Aguilera’s Dirrty with, "If you ain’t to party like my man Marcus...You ain’t here to party!!!"

Are you usually the leader, or the sidekick? How so?
"That’s Courtney. She was the leader. She was like Satan in heels." ~Opening Commentator, Jawbreaker
*laughs* Love that movie! Me? Not a bitch, but a definite leader. Totally. I take chances & have confidence in spades.

What is the wildest thing you have ever done?
"Lois, I challenge you to a race around the world!"~Peter Griffin, Family Guy.
Define wild. Hmmm. St. Patty’s Day 2002, Austin...I went downtown in a green bikini with a sarong. It was very Britney circa Slave & a total hit! That was during what I affectionately refer to as "The Days of Drag & Dress." It was fun while it lasted, but it’s not what I do today.

Do you consider yourself FABULOUS? How so?
Your mom is fabulous. *laughs* It never gets old! Of course I do! It’s a mindset, and mine pays in dividends.

Why do you think you could fit in with the socialite circle?
"My swag is serious, something heavy like a first day period."~Janet, Feedback.
Yeah, that and I am the self-proclaimed icon for perfection. The socialite circle is beckoning for a new chair at the table. That chair has my name on it.

List 3 qualities you think makes a perfect BFF?
"She was a homebreaker. She was a man-eater. And she was a *bad* actress."~Helen Sharp, Death Becomes Her.
*LOL* Totally kidding. No, really.
Honesty: no secrets.
Acceptance: no judgment.
Appreciation: no jealousy.

What qualities do you think makes the perfect CELEBRITY BFF?
"Cold, hard, shiny plastic."~Janis Ian, Mean Girls.
I’m so kidding. I do not feel like there should be a separate set of expectations for a celebrity BFF. Patience, though, is good. Being fresh to the paparazzi, it will be nice to have a BFF show me the ropes, dos & don’ts & what nots.

What similarities AND differences do you share with Paris Hilton?
"I can make it nice and naughty, be the devil and angel too..."~Paris, Stars are Blind.
My birthday is the same as her’s almost; her’s is February 17, 1981 & mine is February 23, 1981. Paris has trademark blue contacts; I have trademark grey contacts. Paris says, "That’s hot." I say, "You peach! Love ya mean it!" We've both been through major falling outs with a BFF before & managed to make it back to a better place. We are both brands. We’re both fabulous.

Differences...marginal, but appreciated. Something specific? Paris grew up in a mansion; I grew up in a mobile home.

The A-List scene can be a cruel one... How would you get the attention you deserve?
"Excuse me! Can I have a real bottle please? I’m an alcoholic, not a Barbie Doll."~Amy Poehler, Mr. Woodcock.
Not really, but like Paris, I am always trying something new & different. Paris is an entrepreneur, and it will be insane to see what the two of us come up with in a quest to take on the world. *wink*

What major celebrity most reminds you of yourself and why?
"He looked like Keanu Reeves with a Chris O’Donnell haircut."~Cher, Clueless Trailer.
When I see myself, I see an icon, a pop star. I would say Madonna, because there is never a dull moment & the creativity never stops.

If you became a celebrity, what secret would you be most fearful of getting out?
"Ain’t no shame, ladies do yo thang! Just make sho you ahead of the game!"~Missy, Work It.
I used to meet men online for sex. True story. Nothing to hide. At the time, I saw it just like ordering pizza...but I never paid...and it was for a different appetite. Those days are over. Not a sex tape, but close.

Why do you want to be famous?
"When I was little, I had a lot of time to day dream & my dream was always the same...that some day I was going to get to Chicago, because that’s where they film Dance TV!"~SJP, Girls Just Want to Have Fun.
I feel it. I want to entertain the world. I moved to LA because of it, actually, just under a month ago. The funny thing is, before I moved, I said, "I’m going to be BFFs with Paris." I made a command, and here I am.

What would you do to stay on top?
"My advice. Sleep with as many people as possible."~Katherine, Cruel Intentions.
*laughs* Totally kidding. I have no limits. I know success is a moving target. My goal has always been to look back on my life as if it were the Madonna GHV2 artwork jacket, always trying something new & different.

What about you will make you a perfect replacement for Paris’ Ex BFF?
"When the sun shines, we’ll shine together."~Rihanna, Umbrella.
Pretty much. No games. No competition. Just friends. BFFs.

As Paris sang in "Jealousy" on her smash 2006 self-titled album "Paris," "Jealousy, jealousy, it’s such an evil thing to watch someone have."
What does Paris have that you might be Jealous of, and why?
I do not have time for jealousy. Paris is right. It’s awful to watch, so overrated & such a waste of time. Life is short. Enjoy the ride! I am grateful for what I have.

Do you have a mug shot?
No, but your mom does. *wink* Just kiddin.

What is the ultimate fashion accessory?
Fedoras are hot...or suspenders. Me likey!

Are you currently in a relationship?
Hellz no. Not conducive to my lifestyle.

Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?
Is Paris fabulous?

How long does it take you to get ready?
Depends on the event. Am I hosting or attending?

If you were a cocktail, what would you be?
A cocktail? I don’t know about you, but I would much rather be a Vodka! My own vanilla vodka.

Dream Date: Zac Efron

Describe your family life?
"Meg, have you seen my pants."~Peter Griffin, Family Guy.
What once was "A Family Portrait", as P!nk said, is now, "A New Day." Thanks, Celine. Life is great & the fam is super awesome & supportive.

What is the highest level of education you completed and where?
"It will be just like senior year, but funner!"~Elle, Legally Blonde.
BBA in marketing from The University of Texas at Austin.

What were you like in high school?
"She was like the Princess Di of Reagan High."~Commentator, Jawbreaker.
You would ask that, you whore. *laughs* I graduated 3 in my class, was the drum major, officer in student council, editor for the school paper...yeah, I was THAT guy, and I was fabulous!

You and Paris end up on the cover of every gossip magazine. What must you two have done to obtain this infamy?
"You wanna piece of me?"~Britney, Piece of Me.
Paris & Marcus G* set to adopt!

Is it fact or pop fiction?

A hottie isn’t feeling Paris, but is all over you, what do you do?
"All the boys, all the silly boys, they wanna fight over me."~Paris, Fightin' Over Me.
Chicks before dicks. Definitely. Hotties are a dime a dozen; this is LA. BFFs are a more rare species. When you have them, you hang on to them.

The paparazzi are snapping away while Paris is blocking your amazing outfit, what do you do?
"Let me borrow that top!"~Kelly, Let me Borrow That Top.
She looks amazing! We’re BFFs...it’s not about pushing each other out of the spotlight. We support each other in our ensemble choices.

A door man doesn’t let you in the club where Paris awaits, plead your case:
"Excuse me Mr. Bouncer, I’m with the DJ."~Katalina, DJ’s Girl.
It’s all about who you know! *speed dial to owner/manager*

Complete this sentence: Friends don’t let friends
live in the past.

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b/c you can never have enough marcus g*

www.myspace.com/tantasticbba03

"learn it. live it. love it."

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in my head:

"pockets mo bigga than a stripper's booty cheeks!"

XOXOX 4 P!

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